Here is how it goes:
-Lawful Good:Follows the law believing it to be inherently good,whatever the law in question may be(It can be something else than law,like a philosophy or a mode of conduct,what remains is that they follow it very rigidly and never step out of its bounds.).Alternatively,if they see the law as evil,they will try to change it from the inside(Political activities,for example.)rather than by brute force.Wants to create a world where everyone is happy.
-Neutral Good:Unconditional kindness(Like maternal instinct,for example.),will always feel nervous and worried if bad things happen to others.Will fight if someone is in any form of danger(Especially kids.),but violence in itself makes them feel uneasy.Always tries to find new ways to make people happy.They always feel warm and fuzzy when someone around them is happy,even if they never met that person before.Has difficulty scolding people.
-Chaotic Good:Intrisically good,but spontaneous and unpredictable.They do things as they come to mind without really considering them.They are prone to visit their friends uninvited and at random,often brings gifts they tought their friends would like.They often treat strangers as if they were longtime friends even though they never met and will start conversations with anyone.Often generous without considerations for what they have left.Are inconsideringly brave.
Lawful Neutral:Robotically follows the law without putting it back into question or considering it(Can be a philosophy or the like,but they always remain completely rigid about it.).If the laws orders them to hang themselves,they will accept it and do it honorably.To them,the law equals absolute cosmic order of things and going against it would equate walking on water or making the sky turn green,it is completely inconceivable and confuses them.
Strict Neutral:Follows logic and analysis of situation rather than emotions.Will behave on survival instinct and/or scientific thinking as well as balancing the pros and cons of any given situations,amongst other things.They are not evil or good,they can sacrifice you if you hinder them and they will not attack you for fun if there would be no consequences for doing so and you were at there mercy.Animals and scientists are usually of this alignment.
Chaotic Neutral:Completely random and unpredictable,one second they burn a fly alive without reason and the next second they give you their lunch without you asking for it.They are spontaneous,unpredictable and out of touch with reality and there is no pattern to what they do,they can elaborate complex,efficient strategies but it is what they are trying to accomplish that is random.People who change alignment all the time are of this alignment.
Lawful Evil:Will try to do motiveless sadism upon people while remaining out of reach from retributions using the law.Will do sadistic things unconditionally whenever they can get away with it and abuse their authority on people without gains being necessary per se.They will find loopholes in the law to excuse their actions and always keep a good image outside.They want to conquer the world to remove all retributions from their actions and abuse their power.
Neutral Evil:Motivelessly sadistic and will do evil without gains or purpose.Seeing someone getting hurt in new,inventive ways attracts their attention.They feel Schadenfreude whenever someone is in trouble.They always imagine the worst thing that could happen to someone and then grow warm and fuzzy over it.Without retributions they would hunt people down like rabid predators and do unspeakable things to them out of liking it.
Chaotic evil
angerously insane,are hysterically and motivelessly sadistical and will laugh uncontrollably about it.If they see you,they will smile in hysterical,demented delight and go after you to cannibalise your face or do other insane things for fun,hysterical fun.They do not discriminate and will attack anythings of any strenght and any alignments(They get more excited and thrilled when fighting other evil people or powerful enemies,though.).
What is your take on alignments?
(Other question:Which of these alignment interpretations corresponds to you?)
If mood changes make you switch alignment all the time,you are Chaotic Neutral.These alignments have less to do with ethics and more to do with primal instincts(Except Lawful,which has something to do with both.).If you think generalising is evil and should be purged,then remember that this is my take on Dungeons and Dragons alignments and is done for fun.(Overdefensiveness over small details is allowed,but painfully redundant,this is supposed to be funny,not a political debate over who is right and who is wrong or some other batlle over ideals or an alarm for political correctedness of any sort.Just relax and enjoy.)
Edit:What you do out of fears of retributions or anger is unrelated to alignment.In my interpretation anyway.
-Lawful Good:Follows the law believing it to be inherently good,whatever the law in question may be(It can be something else than law,like a philosophy or a mode of conduct,what remains is that they follow it very rigidly and never step out of its bounds.).Alternatively,if they see the law as evil,they will try to change it from the inside(Political activities,for example.)rather than by brute force.Wants to create a world where everyone is happy.
-Neutral Good:Unconditional kindness(Like maternal instinct,for example.),will always feel nervous and worried if bad things happen to others.Will fight if someone is in any form of danger(Especially kids.),but violence in itself makes them feel uneasy.Always tries to find new ways to make people happy.They always feel warm and fuzzy when someone around them is happy,even if they never met that person before.Has difficulty scolding people.
-Chaotic Good:Intrisically good,but spontaneous and unpredictable.They do things as they come to mind without really considering them.They are prone to visit their friends uninvited and at random,often brings gifts they tought their friends would like.They often treat strangers as if they were longtime friends even though they never met and will start conversations with anyone.Often generous without considerations for what they have left.Are inconsideringly brave.
Lawful Neutral:Robotically follows the law without putting it back into question or considering it(Can be a philosophy or the like,but they always remain completely rigid about it.).If the laws orders them to hang themselves,they will accept it and do it honorably.To them,the law equals absolute cosmic order of things and going against it would equate walking on water or making the sky turn green,it is completely inconceivable and confuses them.
Strict Neutral:Follows logic and analysis of situation rather than emotions.Will behave on survival instinct and/or scientific thinking as well as balancing the pros and cons of any given situations,amongst other things.They are not evil or good,they can sacrifice you if you hinder them and they will not attack you for fun if there would be no consequences for doing so and you were at there mercy.Animals and scientists are usually of this alignment.
Chaotic Neutral:Completely random and unpredictable,one second they burn a fly alive without reason and the next second they give you their lunch without you asking for it.They are spontaneous,unpredictable and out of touch with reality and there is no pattern to what they do,they can elaborate complex,efficient strategies but it is what they are trying to accomplish that is random.People who change alignment all the time are of this alignment.
Lawful Evil:Will try to do motiveless sadism upon people while remaining out of reach from retributions using the law.Will do sadistic things unconditionally whenever they can get away with it and abuse their authority on people without gains being necessary per se.They will find loopholes in the law to excuse their actions and always keep a good image outside.They want to conquer the world to remove all retributions from their actions and abuse their power.
Neutral Evil:Motivelessly sadistic and will do evil without gains or purpose.Seeing someone getting hurt in new,inventive ways attracts their attention.They feel Schadenfreude whenever someone is in trouble.They always imagine the worst thing that could happen to someone and then grow warm and fuzzy over it.Without retributions they would hunt people down like rabid predators and do unspeakable things to them out of liking it.
Chaotic evil
angerously insane,are hysterically and motivelessly sadistical and will laugh uncontrollably about it.If they see you,they will smile in hysterical,demented delight and go after you to cannibalise your face or do other insane things for fun,hysterical fun.They do not discriminate and will attack anythings of any strenght and any alignments(They get more excited and thrilled when fighting other evil people or powerful enemies,though.).What is your take on alignments?
(Other question:Which of these alignment interpretations corresponds to you?)
If mood changes make you switch alignment all the time,you are Chaotic Neutral.These alignments have less to do with ethics and more to do with primal instincts(Except Lawful,which has something to do with both.).If you think generalising is evil and should be purged,then remember that this is my take on Dungeons and Dragons alignments and is done for fun.(Overdefensiveness over small details is allowed,but painfully redundant,this is supposed to be funny,not a political debate over who is right and who is wrong or some other batlle over ideals or an alarm for political correctedness of any sort.Just relax and enjoy.)
Edit:What you do out of fears of retributions or anger is unrelated to alignment.In my interpretation anyway.
