My Third Dream?Hell in dreamland.
Lobsterkid101
Ok, well, it?s been a while, and it?s finally hit me again. Once again I disclaim, I am not on drugs, alcohol, dream enhancing therapy, or any other kind of **** that could possibly augment these absolutely insane dreams, but I digress?*did I use that word right?*There is a LOT of swearing in this little chapter, but I?m hoping the language blocker will solve that. I apologize if anyone finds its graphic content offensive in advance, and if the moderators feel it appropriate, feel free to lock this thread.
It started, curiously enough, close to where my last dream did. Outside my school, on the field, I was playing soccer. Everyone was cheering, it was a close match, 20-19 us. These guys were huge, like 6 feet tall and over, and I literally had to weave my way around them and jump over their slide-tackles just to survive. All the sudden, the big-ass speakers that were doing all the announcing *yes, we have announcers at our school * suddenly stopped, but I didn?t. I had the ball, one second I was faking out one giant, the next I was slide tackling over another and then I was on the home stretch with nothing between me and the net except the goalie with THE ENTIRE ******G TEAM RUNNING RIGHT BEHIND ME.
Needless to say, I was ******g pumped, near the end of my stretch, I geared up and BLASTED THE BALL. However, instead of the goddamn thing blasting into the goalie post, the goddamn thing EXPLOADED *like literally, not burst, but like explode, with flames, and smoke, and flames?*
?HOLY ****!? I exclaimed, knocked on my ass *that seems to happen a lot during these things?.*
Looking around, everyone disappeared, and the announcers had been replaced by one of my favorite songs ?Here come the pigs? by Gluecifer. In fact, stop reading right now, go on youtube, and start listening to it, then come back and keep reading, and you?ll see what I mean. The opening perfectly describes the hell I was put through.
As I sat on the grass, I smelled something funny and got up. When I stood up I saw it. On the ground was a huge ******g SCORCH mark the size of five of those giant *******s from the other team, the smell was the scorched and little drifts of smoke was rising up from it. Fire licked the circumference of it and gave it the necessary bad-ass topping it needed. I didn?t have time to collect myself, because no sooner did that happen did I hear three VERY LOUD, but very distant BOOM?S , Looking around then out to the distance, I saw three smoke trails that led up to the sky. Following them I realized they were in an arc?heading for me?.
?oh ****t?..? I said, as I heard the classic whistle of 20,000 tons worth of artillarly heading right for me.
I ran like hell, and around me the ground ******g exploded into a thousand tiny bits sending me flying into a tree. Blearly I got up only to see a tank rolling by, followed by about 200 **** soliders, followed by half a dozen MORE tanks. They were speaking in German, so I couldn?t tell what they were talking about, but they scared as ****, and they had every right to be, because no sooner did they appear in my field of vision then ANOTHER ******g explosion hit and blew the first tank to bits. Looking up I caught the tail end of an F 15 just as the supersonic blast assaulted my ears.
The surviving ****?s started shooting everything they saw. They shot all over the place looking for an enemy, even the buildings, which I thought was stupid, until the GODDAMN THINGS STARTED SHOOTING BACK.
I **** you not.
Literally, around one of the building about 40 torrents came up from the ground and started firing back. Hiding behind their tank?s, the ****?s took cover, even more scared. However as soon as that happened, the sun was blocked. I had now climbed up on the tree I was hiding in to take cover and get a better hold on what the hell was happening when I saw the helghast ships, 5 of them in all, descend around my poor town. One of them, as it was descending, shot all the turrents with a blast of laser fire and left 40 smoldering scorch marks where the turrents were.
The smoke was quickly blown away in an almost stylish way as the helghast ships descended onto my god-forsaken dreamscape. The ****?s started cheering as the ship landed on the streets adjacent to the field and opened their hatches, where THOUSANDS of helghast poured out of them. As they were streaming out, like something out of the clone wars, there were several MORE distant LOUD explosions, which I then associated with the artillarly that had wasted my soccer field
?Not againnnn? I whined to myself
?THE HISTORY OF THESE DAYS WILL BE WRITTEN IN BLOOD, LIKE THE SANDS OF WINTER WE WILL STRIKE THEM, NEVER AGAIN ENDURE THEIR TYRANNY, WE SHALL BE IGNORED NO MORE? Boomed Visari?s voice over the Helghast speakers. The Ground trembled as the Helghast cheered for their leader and stomped their feet in approval.
That?s when the artillarly hit, and smoke and fire filled the sky and surrounding areas as I heard yelling and screams, both from the helghast and the surviving ****?s. More sonic boom?s roared through the sky followed shortly by more explosions, and that?s when the American?s hit. The fools were riding CALVERY.
?YOU IDIOTS! WHAT THE **** DO YOU THINK YOU?RE DOING?!?!!? I tried to scream, but to no avail?.
?CHARGEEE? Screamed the commander as him and about 200 hundred horses followed by a couple hundred foot soldiers rammed into the legions of helghast making a blood mess. Yelling and screaming bodies flew in the area, guns shot wildly and sprayed my tree with bullets.
?HEY! GET DOWN FROM THERE, WE NEED TO MOVE!? Screamed a voice. Looking down I saw my best friend, Jhonny, in his full soccer uniform and padding, waving for me to get down
?HELL NO! The **** has hit the fan!? I screamed back
?If you don?t come down, THEY?LL make you come down? He screamed back, and then pointed across the destroyed field and buildings to the brigade of ******g BRUMAKS heading towards me and the rest of the helghast, and surviving ****?s and American?s.
?I?m COMING DOWN? I Screamed, and jumped, and landed in a roll.
?GET UP! LETS GOO!? Screamed my friend, and then proceeded to half drag me as we ran down the street.
In the distance we could hear the sounds of more airstrikes and artillery shells bombarding behind us. As we ran, I could barely make out the sound of another Calvary charge and more screaming, shooting and suffering.
?Comon! We?re almost there!? Whispered my friend.
?Almost WHERE?!? I shouted back
?SHUT UP!?
We had left familiar territory and were well into the next town by now. The streets were empty, desolate, and the lighting the surrounded the urban streets was somehow distorted by an almost green tint?.. High rises towared over us, but it was strange, as everything around us was completely silent, I couldn?t hear the screaming and yelling of the massive battle we had just left?there was?nothing, me and Johnny walked in silence for several minutes until Jhonny suddenly stopped and crouched, leaving me to bump right into him.
?Ouch man, why are you stopping?!? I asked, annoyed that we had stopped, as I had just gotten into a stride?.
?Shut up, you hear that?? He whispered, in an even lower tone then before.
?Here WHAT?? I asked back
?SOMEBODDDYYYYYY!!!!!!? Screamed a man running down the street.
?GET DOWN? Screamed Jhonny, knocking me on my ass, and magically whipping out a shotgun, presumably from his pants, or from the air, I don?t ******g know?.
The man was not alone
Behind him, there were small moving things wayyyy off into the distance. They made a weird, screeching noise but combined with a sort of gurgling noise, like someone was messing up writing on a chalk board whilst simultaneously throwing up.
They were ******g zombies, lots of them. And they weren?t those lame resident evil zombies, they were the pissed off L4D and 23 weeks later zombies who don?t just wanna eat your brains but wanna beat the crap out of you too, those are the worst?..
?DUDE!! Lets get out of here!? I screamed, trying to grab his arm
?You go, I?ve got an idea?? He said camly back, and then proceeded to take out from his backpack several cans of axe, produced a swiss army knife, and proceeded to drill a whole into each one of them expertly cutting off pieces of his shirt and stuffing them down the axe cans?then lit them on fire.
?Oh **** dude?? I said,
? HEELLLPPPPPP? Screamed the man, as he ran past us
Putting down the Shotgun, Jhonny smiled at me in a very scary manner, as the fire illuminated only part of his face, giving him an almost scarred look. ?This is going to smell like ****, you?re not going to wanna be here?.GO!?
I ran, I ran as hard as I had run since my last goddamn dream. No sooner had I run down one alleyway did I hear the massive BOOM of several xtra size axe cans going off, and the subsequent squealing of the zombies as they writhed in flames. I kept walking until I came across a Walmart, but I kept going, opting to keep moving rather then stay and wait for something to happen, but just as I started to resume my escape I ran into an invisible wall.
Then an invisible hand patted me on the shoulder.
Instantly around 40 nano-suits decloaked all around me, including one right in front of me. The rest of the nano-suits formed a tight-knit circle around us, scars pointed right around the cirumfrance of my head, which gave me an odd spinning sensation.
The nano-suit soldier took off his helmet mask
?They?re coming? The oddly good looking women said.
?What? Whose coming?? I said back
?INCOMINGGGGG? Said one of the nanosuits, decloaking on one of the wallmart signs, a DSG1 in hand.
?MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE!? Yelled the leader chick person.
Instantly all the nano-suit warriors turned on speed mode and took cover behind various cars and truck?s.
?HEEERE COME THE PIGGGSSSSS? Screamed one of the nano?s.
?Whatt?? I screamed ?WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!??
?BOOOOOOM? The building in front of me exploaded. Instantly the squad of nano-suits started firing full auto at the ensuing dust cloud. Then the dust cloud started firing back, fast moving red energy pellots flew back for every bullet that the soldiers pumped into it.
?HYBRIDS!? They screamed
From the Dust cloud 3 dozen hybrids swarmed the cars upfield to take a flanking position. Cars exploaded left and right and I crawled through the wrecks of a few exploaded cars when I heard the now familier screeching gurgiling sound that now put me oh so close to soiling myself.
There were so many of them?.
The zombies swarmed and weaved through the maze of cars, some jumping on top of them and leaping through the air. However, ALL of them were burned in some fashion, one was burnt to a crisp and was barely recognizable as a humoniod, others had like half of their face burned off, but all that seemed to matter to them was how pissed off they were and how much they would like to kill us in some awful fashion.
?ASKJFSOIUSHGHAHHHHA? Screamed the zombies as the swarmed us, but not just us, the CHIMERA as well, the whole thing turned into one big bullet orgy.
?OH **** NO!? I screamed, a zombie had targeted me, and started running, tripping over some debris, but never stopping in its momentum. I dove under another carcass while the walmart speakers started blasting ?Take it? By Gluecifer. While trying to crawl away I felt a piercing pain, the zombie had attached its face to my foot, and was proceeding to bite off my shoe. Looking up I could see Chimera and Nano-suit alike blasting away at the hordes of zombies, one of them even went back to back blasting zombies, scar and bullseye working in tandum. It was a massive, huge, bullet orgy. What ended the nightmare was a MASSIVE explosion at the center of the mess. The zombie who had a good grip on my shoe was incinerated, I just barely made it out of the blast zone, but my hair was blown WAY back and I?m pretty sure I lost a good portion of my eyesight. Everything went fuzzy, but in the fire and the flames I could make out one form, Jhonny, holding a lit axe can on each fan, his shirt practically torn off with a few wisps left.
?Need some help?? he asked.
I wake up.
Lobsterkid101
Ok, well, it?s been a while, and it?s finally hit me again. Once again I disclaim, I am not on drugs, alcohol, dream enhancing therapy, or any other kind of **** that could possibly augment these absolutely insane dreams, but I digress?*did I use that word right?*There is a LOT of swearing in this little chapter, but I?m hoping the language blocker will solve that. I apologize if anyone finds its graphic content offensive in advance, and if the moderators feel it appropriate, feel free to lock this thread.
It started, curiously enough, close to where my last dream did. Outside my school, on the field, I was playing soccer. Everyone was cheering, it was a close match, 20-19 us. These guys were huge, like 6 feet tall and over, and I literally had to weave my way around them and jump over their slide-tackles just to survive. All the sudden, the big-ass speakers that were doing all the announcing *yes, we have announcers at our school * suddenly stopped, but I didn?t. I had the ball, one second I was faking out one giant, the next I was slide tackling over another and then I was on the home stretch with nothing between me and the net except the goalie with THE ENTIRE ******G TEAM RUNNING RIGHT BEHIND ME.
Needless to say, I was ******g pumped, near the end of my stretch, I geared up and BLASTED THE BALL. However, instead of the goddamn thing blasting into the goalie post, the goddamn thing EXPLOADED *like literally, not burst, but like explode, with flames, and smoke, and flames?*
?HOLY ****!? I exclaimed, knocked on my ass *that seems to happen a lot during these things?.*
Looking around, everyone disappeared, and the announcers had been replaced by one of my favorite songs ?Here come the pigs? by Gluecifer. In fact, stop reading right now, go on youtube, and start listening to it, then come back and keep reading, and you?ll see what I mean. The opening perfectly describes the hell I was put through.
As I sat on the grass, I smelled something funny and got up. When I stood up I saw it. On the ground was a huge ******g SCORCH mark the size of five of those giant *******s from the other team, the smell was the scorched and little drifts of smoke was rising up from it. Fire licked the circumference of it and gave it the necessary bad-ass topping it needed. I didn?t have time to collect myself, because no sooner did that happen did I hear three VERY LOUD, but very distant BOOM?S , Looking around then out to the distance, I saw three smoke trails that led up to the sky. Following them I realized they were in an arc?heading for me?.
?oh ****t?..? I said, as I heard the classic whistle of 20,000 tons worth of artillarly heading right for me.
I ran like hell, and around me the ground ******g exploded into a thousand tiny bits sending me flying into a tree. Blearly I got up only to see a tank rolling by, followed by about 200 **** soliders, followed by half a dozen MORE tanks. They were speaking in German, so I couldn?t tell what they were talking about, but they scared as ****, and they had every right to be, because no sooner did they appear in my field of vision then ANOTHER ******g explosion hit and blew the first tank to bits. Looking up I caught the tail end of an F 15 just as the supersonic blast assaulted my ears.
The surviving ****?s started shooting everything they saw. They shot all over the place looking for an enemy, even the buildings, which I thought was stupid, until the GODDAMN THINGS STARTED SHOOTING BACK.
I **** you not.
Literally, around one of the building about 40 torrents came up from the ground and started firing back. Hiding behind their tank?s, the ****?s took cover, even more scared. However as soon as that happened, the sun was blocked. I had now climbed up on the tree I was hiding in to take cover and get a better hold on what the hell was happening when I saw the helghast ships, 5 of them in all, descend around my poor town. One of them, as it was descending, shot all the turrents with a blast of laser fire and left 40 smoldering scorch marks where the turrents were.
The smoke was quickly blown away in an almost stylish way as the helghast ships descended onto my god-forsaken dreamscape. The ****?s started cheering as the ship landed on the streets adjacent to the field and opened their hatches, where THOUSANDS of helghast poured out of them. As they were streaming out, like something out of the clone wars, there were several MORE distant LOUD explosions, which I then associated with the artillarly that had wasted my soccer field
?Not againnnn? I whined to myself
?THE HISTORY OF THESE DAYS WILL BE WRITTEN IN BLOOD, LIKE THE SANDS OF WINTER WE WILL STRIKE THEM, NEVER AGAIN ENDURE THEIR TYRANNY, WE SHALL BE IGNORED NO MORE? Boomed Visari?s voice over the Helghast speakers. The Ground trembled as the Helghast cheered for their leader and stomped their feet in approval.
That?s when the artillarly hit, and smoke and fire filled the sky and surrounding areas as I heard yelling and screams, both from the helghast and the surviving ****?s. More sonic boom?s roared through the sky followed shortly by more explosions, and that?s when the American?s hit. The fools were riding CALVERY.
?YOU IDIOTS! WHAT THE **** DO YOU THINK YOU?RE DOING?!?!!? I tried to scream, but to no avail?.
?CHARGEEE? Screamed the commander as him and about 200 hundred horses followed by a couple hundred foot soldiers rammed into the legions of helghast making a blood mess. Yelling and screaming bodies flew in the area, guns shot wildly and sprayed my tree with bullets.
?HEY! GET DOWN FROM THERE, WE NEED TO MOVE!? Screamed a voice. Looking down I saw my best friend, Jhonny, in his full soccer uniform and padding, waving for me to get down
?HELL NO! The **** has hit the fan!? I screamed back
?If you don?t come down, THEY?LL make you come down? He screamed back, and then pointed across the destroyed field and buildings to the brigade of ******g BRUMAKS heading towards me and the rest of the helghast, and surviving ****?s and American?s.
?I?m COMING DOWN? I Screamed, and jumped, and landed in a roll.
?GET UP! LETS GOO!? Screamed my friend, and then proceeded to half drag me as we ran down the street.
In the distance we could hear the sounds of more airstrikes and artillery shells bombarding behind us. As we ran, I could barely make out the sound of another Calvary charge and more screaming, shooting and suffering.
?Comon! We?re almost there!? Whispered my friend.
?Almost WHERE?!? I shouted back
?SHUT UP!?
We had left familiar territory and were well into the next town by now. The streets were empty, desolate, and the lighting the surrounded the urban streets was somehow distorted by an almost green tint?.. High rises towared over us, but it was strange, as everything around us was completely silent, I couldn?t hear the screaming and yelling of the massive battle we had just left?there was?nothing, me and Johnny walked in silence for several minutes until Jhonny suddenly stopped and crouched, leaving me to bump right into him.
?Ouch man, why are you stopping?!? I asked, annoyed that we had stopped, as I had just gotten into a stride?.
?Shut up, you hear that?? He whispered, in an even lower tone then before.
?Here WHAT?? I asked back
?SOMEBODDDYYYYYY!!!!!!? Screamed a man running down the street.
?GET DOWN? Screamed Jhonny, knocking me on my ass, and magically whipping out a shotgun, presumably from his pants, or from the air, I don?t ******g know?.
The man was not alone
Behind him, there were small moving things wayyyy off into the distance. They made a weird, screeching noise but combined with a sort of gurgling noise, like someone was messing up writing on a chalk board whilst simultaneously throwing up.
They were ******g zombies, lots of them. And they weren?t those lame resident evil zombies, they were the pissed off L4D and 23 weeks later zombies who don?t just wanna eat your brains but wanna beat the crap out of you too, those are the worst?..
?DUDE!! Lets get out of here!? I screamed, trying to grab his arm
?You go, I?ve got an idea?? He said camly back, and then proceeded to take out from his backpack several cans of axe, produced a swiss army knife, and proceeded to drill a whole into each one of them expertly cutting off pieces of his shirt and stuffing them down the axe cans?then lit them on fire.
?Oh **** dude?? I said,
? HEELLLPPPPPP? Screamed the man, as he ran past us
Putting down the Shotgun, Jhonny smiled at me in a very scary manner, as the fire illuminated only part of his face, giving him an almost scarred look. ?This is going to smell like ****, you?re not going to wanna be here?.GO!?
I ran, I ran as hard as I had run since my last goddamn dream. No sooner had I run down one alleyway did I hear the massive BOOM of several xtra size axe cans going off, and the subsequent squealing of the zombies as they writhed in flames. I kept walking until I came across a Walmart, but I kept going, opting to keep moving rather then stay and wait for something to happen, but just as I started to resume my escape I ran into an invisible wall.
Then an invisible hand patted me on the shoulder.
Instantly around 40 nano-suits decloaked all around me, including one right in front of me. The rest of the nano-suits formed a tight-knit circle around us, scars pointed right around the cirumfrance of my head, which gave me an odd spinning sensation.
The nano-suit soldier took off his helmet mask
?They?re coming? The oddly good looking women said.
?What? Whose coming?? I said back
?INCOMINGGGGG? Said one of the nanosuits, decloaking on one of the wallmart signs, a DSG1 in hand.
?MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE!? Yelled the leader chick person.
Instantly all the nano-suit warriors turned on speed mode and took cover behind various cars and truck?s.
?HEEERE COME THE PIGGGSSSSS? Screamed one of the nano?s.
?Whatt?? I screamed ?WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!??
?BOOOOOOM? The building in front of me exploaded. Instantly the squad of nano-suits started firing full auto at the ensuing dust cloud. Then the dust cloud started firing back, fast moving red energy pellots flew back for every bullet that the soldiers pumped into it.
?HYBRIDS!? They screamed
From the Dust cloud 3 dozen hybrids swarmed the cars upfield to take a flanking position. Cars exploaded left and right and I crawled through the wrecks of a few exploaded cars when I heard the now familier screeching gurgiling sound that now put me oh so close to soiling myself.
There were so many of them?.
The zombies swarmed and weaved through the maze of cars, some jumping on top of them and leaping through the air. However, ALL of them were burned in some fashion, one was burnt to a crisp and was barely recognizable as a humoniod, others had like half of their face burned off, but all that seemed to matter to them was how pissed off they were and how much they would like to kill us in some awful fashion.
?ASKJFSOIUSHGHAHHHHA? Screamed the zombies as the swarmed us, but not just us, the CHIMERA as well, the whole thing turned into one big bullet orgy.
?OH **** NO!? I screamed, a zombie had targeted me, and started running, tripping over some debris, but never stopping in its momentum. I dove under another carcass while the walmart speakers started blasting ?Take it? By Gluecifer. While trying to crawl away I felt a piercing pain, the zombie had attached its face to my foot, and was proceeding to bite off my shoe. Looking up I could see Chimera and Nano-suit alike blasting away at the hordes of zombies, one of them even went back to back blasting zombies, scar and bullseye working in tandum. It was a massive, huge, bullet orgy. What ended the nightmare was a MASSIVE explosion at the center of the mess. The zombie who had a good grip on my shoe was incinerated, I just barely made it out of the blast zone, but my hair was blown WAY back and I?m pretty sure I lost a good portion of my eyesight. Everything went fuzzy, but in the fire and the flames I could make out one form, Jhonny, holding a lit axe can on each fan, his shirt practically torn off with a few wisps left.
?Need some help?? he asked.
I wake up.
will do
