My Towel Is Reviewed.

[MercenaryCanary]

Towels.
Yes. Towels. You should have one, and if you do, I would recommend that you go fetch it from your washroom. If you do not own a towel, (How did you find you way here?!?!) go buy one and shower off. Right. Back? Okay.

Basics
Towel's usually vary in size, comfortableness, and colors. Mine is a blue towel with fish on it. I carry it with me everywhere, and due to it's softness, I tend to occasionally take it out on a bus, and use it as a blanket whenever cold.

Uses
Apart from the obvious bit (Drying yourself off after a shower or bath), towels can also:
* Blanket
* Close Combat
* To hold hot objects, much like an oven glove.
* Towels can be used as a "sling" for a broken arm.
* And oddly enough, Wikipedia stated... A slang term used to describe a douche bag.

Why the hell did you review towels?
I have no clue. If I had the slightest idea, then this article might be a bit longer.
For those of you who realize that, I've been lying about knowing why I wrote this little review, it's mainly because I've dug myself back into the wonderful mind of Douglas Adams.
In short...
http://2.media.tumblr.com/oQZ9Vyvzlnolg2bx7Ox7kt8Ho1_400.jpg
I remind each and every citizen of Earth to carry a towel with them at all times. I certainly do.

 

[Say Anything]

You didn't review a towel, you defined a towel. Not funny, and not appropriate.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Lame.

IGN reviewed this aaaagggeeees ago...

[small]...they gave it a 9/10...[/small]

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

You didn't review a towel, you defined a towel. Not funny, and not appropriate.

he reviewed it he said it was so good you should have one than stated its many uses

Towels.
Yes. Towels. You should have one, and if you do, I would recommend that you go fetch it from your washroom. If you do not own a towel, (How did you find you way here?!?!) go buy one and shower off. Right. Back? Okay.

Basics
Towel's usually vary in size, comfortableness, and colors. Mine is a blue towel with fish on it. I carry it with me everywhere, and due to it's softness, I tend to occasionally take it out on a bus, and use it as a blanket whenever cold.

Uses
Apart from the obvious bit (Drying yourself off after a shower or bath), towels can also:
* Blanket
* Close Combat
* To hold hot objects, much like an oven glove.
* Towels can be used as a "sling" for a broken arm.
* And oddly enough, Wikipedia stated... A slang term used to describe a douche bag.A quite silly review,but a review the same.

 

[Say Anything]

You didn't review a towel, you defined a towel. Not funny, and not appropriate.

he reviewed it he said it was so good you should have one than stated its many uses

Grand Theft Auto is great. You drive cars, get in fights with rival gangs, explore different landscapes, and do various missions. You should get Grand Theft Auto.

You know, at this rate, I could probably be releasing a hundred reviews a day.

 

[xXGeckoXx]

Towels have countless uses.

Yes I have done a hitchiking of the galaxy.

 

[Ren3004]

Towels are underrated, it's good to see someone gives them the attention they deserve.