Mysterious mass animal deaths in U.S.A, Britain, and Sweden. Updated.

[Ewyx]

the birds died because of the new year fireworks from what I'm aware.

 

[Cobbs]

2012

nah, my original theory was that all the birds flew into the cloaked alien space ships, but now that crabs are in on it I'm not so sure

Cloaked landships are getting the crabs

Genius! Pure. Fucking. Genius.

Now I will begin writing my conspiracy theories.

by the way, anyone who knows marble hornets, it takes place in arkansas. coincidence? I think not

Dear god it all makes sense now...
TINFOIL PEOPLE

 

[Mrsoupcup]

I blame Canada! They've been too quiet for too long!

I imagine its just a new disease, although by the amount of animal deaths, and complete lack of human deaths, I have to say I'm not to scared at this point.

So your not worried about potential ecosystem collapses?

 

[Skorpyo]

All of these birds are falling from the sky after experiencing blunt force trauma?

The kind that would show up in an autopsy if you hit the ground shortly after dying from something completely different?

Sure!

 

[Internet Kraken]

I blame Canada! They've been too quiet for too long!

I imagine its just a new disease, although by the amount of animal deaths, and complete lack of human deaths, I have to say I'm not to scared at this point.

So your not worried about potential ecosystem collapses?

Mass deaths aren't a new thing. They occur more often than you might think. If I was going to get worked up about these incidents, then I'd have to be freaking out about many other ones as well which are arguably much worse.

Anyways, this all purely coincidence. Still, it's all very sad. Particularly the crabs. I have a soft spot for crabs, so seeing that many lifeless corpses littering the shore is just depressing.

 

[Zayren]

Cure for cancer is killing all living cells on Earth. You have one chance.

 

[Hachura]

Heh Flash forward

Beat me to it!

 

[DustyDrB]

solar activity....................................
or just fireworks

They have huge fireworks displays in small towns in Arkansas?

 

[JoeCool385]

Obviously the core of the Earth has stopped spinning.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Damn you aliens! DAMN YOU! *Shakes fist at heavens*

 

[XzarTheMad]

Hypotermia in crabs. Man, those things just can't catch a break, can they?

 

[mad825]

A new mutation of a Virus would by best bet, it has to be some kind of pathogen/parasite at least.

 

[FallenTraveler]

snippy snip

by the way, anyone who knows marble hornets, it takes place in arkansas. coincidence? I think not

Dear god it all makes sense now...
TINFOIL PEOPLE

I made a mistake, it's actually alabama :/ Guess we can throw all that hard work out the window eh?

 

[100dollars]

New to this board but decided I would throw my 2 cents in. I don't know if this could be considered connected and it is a few years old but anyone remember hearing stories about honeybee's Colony Collapse Disorder? As someone made a reference to M. Night Shaymalan earlier it connected in my head. In the movie the Happening they talked about the Honeybees dying off. That is actually true and we are still experiencing massive losses of honeybees to this day. Here's something from PBS that dives talks about this subject:

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/episodes/silence-of-the-bees/introduction/38/

Also it was about this time in 08 that not a single tree along the Northeastern seaboard produced an acorn. This caused a massive kill of squirrels who were starving to death because they had nothing to eat. I remember reading on some discussion boards that people were seeing squirrels resort to carnivorous ways attacking birds and mice and even cannibalistic ways to feed themselves. Who knows? Are these connected as well? Here's an article from CNN that talks about the problem.

http://articles.cnn.com/2008-12-12/tech/acorn.shortage_1_acorn-shortage-bumper-crop-oak-trees?_s=PM:TECH

 

[LimitedPunctuation]

As long as there isn't a worldwide black-out(for a short time) for humanity it can not be that bad.
(cookie for the reference)

Heh Flash forward

that wasnt a reference that was the whole damn plot.

 

[Omikron009]

I only have one thing to say about these mysterious mass deaths. They're pretty metal.

 

[Agent Cross]

This happened last year just wasn't big in the news. New Year's fireworks. Yup. They get the shit scared out of them, take-off, then fly around till their little birdie hearts go pop. T T

...and the crabs? Also, why don't we hear the same thing on Canada Day?

Look, it's obviously something, but it's likely nothing to be worried about. There has to be a logical explanation beyond "it's a coincidence."

Looking for a meaning to a random occurrence is a gateway to speculation. Facts are what are required to move forward... We just don't have them all yet!

 

[likalaruku]

Global (un)warming?

This.

 

[Agent Cross]

This happened last year just wasn't big in the news. New Year's fireworks. Yup. They get the shit scared out of them, take-off, then fly around till their little birdie hearts go pop. T T

As this troper's father said when he first read, and the fish? The fish didn't die from heart attacks too, did they? All over the world? Right, sure.

What? Sorry, but that made no sense to me... Thought we were talking about the U.S., U.K., & Sweden. I cannot comment on the world!

Otherwise... you must be living in a delightful paranoia! We went from air to water. Who'd thunk it?