imnotparanoid said:
is there a certain unicornm graveyard or will my local one work?
In fact the myth goes that you must bring a bit of horse meat into the middle of your local graveyard for it to work, if you chant "I am the hunter of your horn" thirty times a ghostly unicorn will appear, he will chase you down until you either 1) get past the gates of the graveyard, or 2) Impale you on his horn and then take the meat with him
if he gets enough meat he will begin to materialize as an actual, living unicorn.
