Naked Super Powers?

[WolfThomas]

What about paint? I'd still fight crime n stuff. I'd have to work out a bit (bench press some planes) so that I'm more attractive, probably shave excess hair etc. The secret would be to develope a complete non-chalance about it, Dr Manhattan style. Walk up to a mugger and fling him aside with no response from you terminator style.

 

[RedDeadFred]

Flight is flight. If I have to be nude, so be it!

 

[LadyRhian]

Naked powers? Interesting. Have you ever seen the game "Stuperpowers"? That sounds like something like that. I particularly liked the ones "B.O. Forcefield", "Flatulence of Life" and "Ballistic Spooge".

 

[The Rockerfly]

...Control over matter and time

The fuck do I care if I am naked? I can rip you apart within an instance

EDIT: to those saying flight, remember that it gets really fucking cold going higher up and I think going to any great speeds will cause you to heat up
(first one I'm sure about, second one not so much)

 

[Tsunimo]

Wait, i can fly AND be naked... AT THE SAME TIME?!?!
im sold

 

[Iron Lightning]

CONGRATULATIONS! You now have the power of flight and super strength! The only thing is you can only use your powers when you are completely naked without any coverings! If you try to use them with clothes on, your clothes immediately fly off and purposely aim in the direction of nearby people's faces.

What do you do?

EDIT: Your body looks the same, you are granted no more sexiness then you already have.

EDIT 2: And yes, you can turn off super strength, you use your mind or something. Psshh, skeptics

So then, I couldn't wear my glasses, that would blow. What good is flight if I can't see where I'm going.

 

[iblis666]

im sold as long as i get to wear a cape

"look up in the sky, is it a bird? a plane? no its .... ah god my eyes ive been blinded seeing a naked fat man in a cape!!!"

 

[Paksenarrion]

Well, along with the super strength and flying, I'd have the amazing ability to offend conservative old folk when they see my willie flowing freely in the wind. Also, I'd have the ability to use my erection as a rudder to stay on course when it's particularly windy. It is a miracle I'm able to say all this with a straight face, and I sure hope I don't get in trouble for this post.

so make sure to bring playboy mags when its extra windy xD

That should also solve the problem of shrinkage. I believe it's something guys are fairly sensitive about. I don't know why.

 

[olendvcook]

I fly around naked all the time in my dreams, no joke!

 

[Twilight_guy]

Fly around waving my superpowerered dick at old ladies-No, no no, bad!

I'd imagine I'd probably become like a protector of the city and help the military or something. After a while people would accept it because I save lives and can't wear pants, but hey... super powers.
I'd rather have the power to be completely invisible but only when no one is looking though.

 

[SimuLord]

Fuckin' great. A superpower that can only be used in the tropics in wintertime.

Can I get a girl who can fly naked so we can have midair sex? It worked for Arthur and Fenchurch...

 

[SarcasminBloom]

Seems like a fair trade.

I get awesome super powers and anyone who judges my naked sexiness gets thrown into the exosphere.

 

[Yokai]

Well, with flight and super strength, if anyone objected to my very public nudity I could just hurl them into a mountain, or possibly the sun. So I suppose there isn't really a downside.

 

[Nouw]

As long as I can wear a mask and cape it's all good!

 

[tomtom94]

Yeah I'd hide these powers cause...laws against indecent exposure and a complete lack of bullet protection...

 

[Cazza]

Worth it. First thing I would do is fly right passed a 747. Flash those stupid people taking the plane.

 

[justnotcricket]

Hm...by the time I'd flown high enough to preserve my modesty, I'd probably have frozen to death =P Although the power of flight would be awesome...

 

[Estarc]

Why the Hell would I want to be able to fly and possess super strength? Maybe if I had some better powers this would be okay, but for those two? Meh.

 

[iLikeHippos]

I'd be The Amazing Nudist! All will bask in my naked glory of naturalism.

But, yeah, that's quite a hilarious idea though.

 

[Adremmalech]

I'm not exactly buff but I've got some tone. I guess I wouldn't mind flying around naked. I'd have a legitimate reason to get waxed. I guess I could only fly in low altitudes while I'm working out a loophole on the clothes. I couldn't even leave the atmosphere?
I'd have to at least put some body paint on.

Could I wear a net? That's not clothing.