Name Game: Girl Problems, Manly Solutions

[Latinidiot]

Disregard Females, consume alcohol.

give the female some alcohol. Females love alcohol.

I know this probably wasn't your intention, but my first thought when reading this was like "If you can't have her sober, have her drunk?"

But then I remembered that my female friends party harder than the males.

Seriously, they're tanks when it comes to alcohol

those pesky feminine hormones. They get me under the table every time!

I curse you, ESTROGEEEEEENN!!!!! *shake fist furiously at random passers-by*

I know! It's like they were MADE to drink us under the table... I'm lucky I'm part Irish. Or I would stand no chance to their feminine wiles... We also smell like fighter jets and punching

Parrt Irish you say? Yes, that should help. You're safe.... for now. I am kept safe by my stunning sexiness. It partly's derived from being conpletely not Irish.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Disregard Females, consume alcohol.

give the female some alcohol. Females love alcohol.

I know this probably wasn't your intention, but my first thought when reading this was like "If you can't have her sober, have her drunk?"

But then I remembered that my female friends party harder than the males.

Seriously, they're tanks when it comes to alcohol

those pesky feminine hormones. They get me under the table every time!

I curse you, ESTROGEEEEEENN!!!!! *shake fist furiously at random passers-by*

I know! It's like they were MADE to drink us under the table... I'm lucky I'm part Irish. Or I would stand no chance to their feminine wiles... We also smell like fighter jets and punching

Parrt Irish you say? Yes, that should help. You're safe.... for now. I am kept safe by my stunning sexiness. It partly's derived from being conpletely not Irish.

WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!! I said I was irish! Not british

Disclaimer: My joke about the british was made entirely in jest and I hold nothing against british looks. Yes, I am covering my ass.

 

[Latinidiot]

Disregard Females, consume alcohol.

give the female some alcohol. Females love alcohol.

I know this probably wasn't your intention, but my first thought when reading this was like "If you can't have her sober, have her drunk?"

But then I remembered that my female friends party harder than the males.

Seriously, they're tanks when it comes to alcohol

those pesky feminine hormones. They get me under the table every time!

I curse you, ESTROGEEEEEENN!!!!! *shake fist furiously at random passers-by*

I know! It's like they were MADE to drink us under the table... I'm lucky I'm part Irish. Or I would stand no chance to their feminine wiles... We also smell like fighter jets and punching

Parrt Irish you say? Yes, that should help. You're safe.... for now. I am kept safe by my stunning sexiness. It partly's derived from being conpletely not Irish.

WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!! I said I was irish! Not british

Disclaimer: My joke about the british was made entirely in jest and I hold nothing against british looks. Yes, I am covering my ass.

It's alright, they'll never know. It's about tea time now.
HEYOOOOO

Seriously though, the british are known for their drinking of tea, and we dutch are knownn for drinking very weak tea, because we're such cheap bastards that we want to last with our chinese wonderleaf for as long as possible.

 

[newwiseman]

Wow, that is exactly how I drown my depression, mainly because it's cheaper than prescription meds.

 

[Cory Rydell]

People ask why men tend to drink so much.

It's because of women.

(not that its a bad thing)

 

[Madara XIII]

...it makes so much sense. *Mind = Blown*

Glad you had fun at PAX, and I actually kinda liked the more cutsey style.

Same. The cutsey style had me laughing all the way.....and who doesn't know that Alcohol is the solution to all your problems?

*Breaks out the Jack Daniels*
Time for the daily grind.

 

[Madara XIII]

I never understood this.

Why, or better yet, how did we tack on drinking, alcohol, and pinching people who dont wear green to the banishment of snakes from Ireland?



oh yea, because Valentines day is horrible for most people, and we needed a reason to drink..........

HAH.

THIS IS THE ANSWER TO SURVIVE THE YEAR!!!

 

[Devil's Due]

Wow, that is exactly how I drown my depression, mainly because it's cheaper than prescription meds.

You do know that alcohol is a depressant, which does not help for depression but rather intensifies it? Unless that was a joke post, in which it went right over my head because I'm so short.

As for the thread: Am I the only one who first noticed the change in art style? It's interesting, maybe we could combine the two together in future comics. Who knows, I'm just waking up so I'm not thinking clearly.

 

[dex-dex]

Disregard Females, consume alcohol.

or you could bring said female to go drinking with like ME!
but not the lady you like but have not told.
don't want to screw the pooch on that relationship with a drunken confession.

 

[dex-dex]

Disregard Females, consume alcohol.

or you could bring said female to go drinking with like ME!
but not the lady you like but have not told.
don't want to screw the pooch on that relationship with a drunken confession.

I know what combining women and alcohol leads to and I wouldn't want to complicate things further by sleeping with said female drinking buddy, i.e. you.

OR would I? >)

maybe you do want to complicate things by totally doing the nasty with said drinking buddy aka me.

naw I would put you in your place with my foot in your ass!

 

[dex-dex]

I know what combining women and alcohol leads to and I wouldn't want to complicate things further by sleeping with said female drinking buddy, i.e. you.

OR would I? >)

maybe you do want to complicate things by totally doing the nasty with said drinking buddy aka me.

naw I would put you in your place with my foot in your ass!

I am liking you more and more Dex-Dex
and hey, don't discard the idea out of hand: I can be quite charming in person

I have been told that quite a few times and to be honest, I serioulsy don't see it. I mean I get annoyed with my own self and the dumb stuff I do.
and I am saying that you are not a douchebag but alcohol can do funny and weird things to people.

 

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Stupid septics. It's paddy, not patty.

 

[hecticpicnic]

So... Being from a strange and alien part of the world, I actually have no idea what this day is. A bunch of men get together and drink beer? Is that it? Just like any other weekend, but with green novelty top hats?

Not just men,but women and children.Guinness for anyone!