Name your philosophies... (Warning Might be ligntly political)

[Andreas55k]

Lets all gather some One line philosophies...
It can be Big ones as,
"Everyone is equal" Or "The workers must control the means of production"
Aswell as small ones like
"Never leave your home without a hat" or "Never move an injured person"...
It can also just be quotes that equals a thought...


Lets Each mention five... Here are mine.

1. "Everyone is equal"
2. "A friend shall visit you in prison, a true friend will sit beside you because he joined in the crime "
3. "Why, when i give food to the poor, they call me a saint, When i ask why they have no food, they call me a Communist"
4. "Everything can be fixed with Gaffa Tape, If it breaks, you just havent used enough."
5. "Games are art."


Now its your turn, People of the escapist

 

[the rye]

"Self control is a virtue"
"a man without a hat is a man without nobility"
"One shall never raise there voice indoors or outdoors"
"Any citizen who is making a disturbance in a movie theatre shall be decapitated"
"There shall be more fine pastry shops"

 

[Wondermint13]

"Conversation is the greatest gift to be shared amoung mankind"

"Always aim for the face."

"Dont get mad, get even"

"Breasts are Awsome"

 

[Bloodastral]

1. "Why do they make polo's with holes when there are so many starving in the world".
2. "Same goes for some donuts".
3. "The world needs more dinosaurs".
4. "Governments are obsolete".
5. "What's with the quotation marks".

 

[Frotality]

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes."
"I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion."
- Henry David Thoreau

"men are no more born equal than a possum is born equal to a tyrannosaurus; but which one is still alive today?
"the truly wholesome man is the one who is open with his sins; fear the man who believes his must be kept a secret. "
- me

"Dont leave food in the fridge"
- Spike Spiegel


yes i know 'possum' isnt an entirely accurate term for the small, possum-like mammals that survived the cretaceous extinction, but something like "Pucadelphys andinus" doesnt really lend itself well to quotes.

 

[Subzerowings]

"I know nothing."

 

[Gentleman_Reptile]

-Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional

-Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.

-If you lend someone $20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it

-Life is like a seat on the Hindenburg. Theres no point in fighting over window seats.

-There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people.

 

[Togs]

1. Nothing is achieved in isolation that cant be bettered in cooperation.
2. Do what you want as long as it doesnt hurt anyone.
3. "In the end all that really matters is how we treat each other."
4. Knowledge is power, the only way gain knowledge is through empirical observation.
5. If knowledge is power then self knowledge is king above all others.

 

[Fanta Grape]

Nothing is certain so you must take the assumption that everything is certain. In my pants.

The objective view always wins over the subjective view. Unfortunately, all objectivism is centric around subjective ideas. So better get a box of markers 'cause you gotta draw a lot of lines. In my pants.

Doing something is better than doing nothing. In your pants.

 

[JohanGasMask]

1.The last shall be first and the first shall be last.
2.Everything burns
3.Commercials have the same artistic merits as pornography
4.War is a big dick waving contest
5.You are not special, smart, talented or important according to everyone.

 

[Count Igor]

"Do unto others before they do unto you"
Which basically translates as
"QUICK! Stab the fucker before he kills you! KILLKILLKILLKI- What? Oh no, officer. I was merely practicing... a play!"

 

[Kaymish]

you must take a balanced view on life balance is paramount being extreme in any one aera causes issues that must unbalance something else

also do unto others before they do unto me
and there is no place for emotion in most decisions and never use emotion as an excuse for bad decisions
man who run in front of car get tired but man who run behind car get exhausted

 

[freakyalex]

1. People who make bad choices individually are better than people who follow the crowd and unthinkingly make good choices.

2. A person is smart, but people are stupid.

3. It is entirely possible that everything you see, hear and feel is a result of a brain deformation you suffered when you were twelve and you've spent the last however-many years in a coma imagining everything, so remember that everything you believe comes down to unwavering faith in your own mind.

4. Life is too fragile and contradictory to think about, like time paradoxes. So don't bother; just live niavely.

5. Even if there is no proof, if you believe that your answer to a question is right, then that question is no longer a mystery to you. The only real mysteries are the ones we cannot answer at all.

 

[MercurySteam]

"You can't truly enjoy something without first taking it for granted."

That's all I got.

 

[ThisIsSnake]

1. "religion is delusion"
2. "the pen is mightier than the sword, so long as it's a particularly sharp pen and a particularly dull sword"
3. "Life without immortality is in the end pointless"
4. "Inflicting your beliefs on others under the guise of morality is fascism"
5. "The Con-Dem government is a bunch of unelected rich twats that need destroying, Nick Clegg in particular"

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

"If you want something done right, do it yourself."
"If you throw something high enough, it probably won't come down."

 

[Toriver]

1) All human relations should be based around respect for one's self and for all other parties involved. You may not like each other or even be able to tolerate each other, and you don't have to at all. But you should be able to respect one another and treat each other with common courtesy.
2) As a bit of an extension to that, I agree with Mr. Garrison from South Park's "Death Camp of Tolerance" episode: tolerance means putting up with something, it doesn't mean liking it.
3) A little common sense goes a long way.
4) It is my belief that nowadays, people think the correct amount about any given situation probably about 10% of the time or less. Other times, people don't think things through enough, or probably *gasp* more often *double gasp!* over-think things.
5) Nobody knows the entirety of any given thing unless they experience it firsthand.

 

[norwegian-guy]

I have never gotten why lifestyle-rules and words of wisdom is refered to as "personal philosophy" but WTH.

"Tolerance loses it's meaning if it's expected of you to tolerate intolerant actions."

"The past is merely memories of past moments, the future merely fantasies about moments to come. You only exist in the moment."

"One bad deed does not make one a bad person, just as one good deed does not make one a good person."

"Religion is never evil, but the people that would restrict your freedom and rights with it certainly are."

"Truth serves no one, but it serves everyone to know of truth. A lie serves the liar, but it serves no one to belive a lie."