Name your weapon.

[thiosk]

If I ever find a large enough iron meteorite, I will have it forged into a really awesome sword, most likely by a traditional japanese smith.

I will name it: Fuzakenaideyo

(means DON"T BE F(#%*@#% STUPID)

 

[chumpzilla_69]

Sir Gregory Whoopass!

The name of the staple gun I used to knock tin cans off a fence that one time....

 

[RTR]

The Reaper

 

[Theon Tonarim]

Roman gladius and scutum.

 

[JokerGrin]

A plank of wood with a nail through it.

 

[Haliwali]

Mybraman-Izded
Plezeshtop-debomin

It's a Fat Man.

 

[Wormthong]

multiplex sword mk.mmccxvii

 

[000Ronald]

I'm The Logician. I don't need any weapon other than Logic. It works against everything.

...I have a laptop/companion named Jerry. Does that count?

Apologies for BLOWING YOUR MIND

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Ranged: Slaya (my AR-15)

Mele: Blue Lightning (my lacrosse stick)

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Wiggles.

It would be a giant Mudkip.

I laughed my ass off to that. Wow. That would be [HEADING=1] AMAZING[/HEADING]

 

[Haliwali]

I'm The Logician. I don't need any weapon other than Logic. It works against everything.

...I have a laptop/companion named Jerry. Does that count?

Apologies for BLOWING YOUR MIND

My mind does not want your oral sex.

 

[balinus]

Cacophony, a sword which cuts through anything, and the instant it does, comic onomatopoeic giant coloured words like 'SWISH!' or 'SLICE!' or 'SNICKER SNACK!' appear in the air above me.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

Spoiler: I choose a bear

Wow... just wow...
I would choose a crowbar, because I all ready have a machete.

 

[RobCoxxy]

Mr. Killy.

 

[Dapsen]

hey. my weapon of choice is a sniper rifle and i would call it "Sir Fagballs of the super oresum weapon factory"

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I stand by my choice of incredibly pointy rake. Although, if someone offered me the Patriot, I wouldn't say no.

 

[rokema]

Hamsterkillar?

 

[JacOak]

Gauss Flayer