Naming the new month

[ClassicJokester]

Shark Month.

 

[Antitonic]

Grune. If you get the reference, you get a cookie.

It's not from Discworld, is it?

EDIT: Ninja'd. That's what I get for not noticing a second page...

 

[Enigmers]

IIRC many of our current months are named after ancient Roman leaders (July from Julius Caesar, August from Augustus, October from Octavian) so I think the 13th could follow suit. For instance, "Nero" could have a month of "Nerober" or something.

 

[Teh_Lemon]

Lol sorry for asking, but what the FUCK does your first paragraph have to do with anything? Like seriously, I don't get it lol. It's just there!

Related:
Dalenober.

 

[badgersprite]

Vacation.

That's what it should be called.

 

[AssassinJoe]

In boilogy I sit a bit futher away from my friends so I have to mime things to them. I was miming to one of my friends that our fat friend takes marmaduke the "abnormaly large dog" out of his jumper. This joke evolved into the fat friend doing male bats and that he owns a "bat sanctuary" which is just a place for his wierd hobby (brings new meaning to the terms "Batman" and "Bat utility belt"). When he is doing the bats, they try to get away and they say "SKREEE, SKREEE!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FOR?! SURELY I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WONDERING THIS!

Anyhow, my vote goes for Shmoctember, just to make everyone saying it feel like a douche.

It is relevance in its most pure form.


I would have to go with Xena-tober. She didn't get the planet, the least she deserves is a month.

Oh Thank God! I was beginning to think I was the only one who noticed that weird story!

I'm gonna have to go with Smarch, since it sounds stupid.

 

[KefkaCultist]

Nathan Explosion: Deathtember, its a month where death metal is played constantly and we go around playing brutal shows in every city.

Murderface: Yeah, and we can have a holiday at the end call Bass-mas to celebrate me.

Toki: Nos I thinks it shoulds be called Toki-fest.



Ok, I got my daily Dethklok moment out of the way.
Actually Id probably call it something cool sounding and from an anime so: Lilium is my choice.

 

[Hollock]

Jazzuary

if only....

Agreed, Funktober.

Folkvember.
Lets change the name of the months for 1 year.
For no fucking reason.

agreed

 

[thylasos]

Fructidor.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

In boilogy I sit a bit futher away from my friends so I have to mime things to them. I was miming to one of my friends that our fat friend takes marmaduke the "abnormaly large dog" out of his jumper. This joke evolved into the fat friend doing male bats and that he owns a "bat sanctuary" which is just a place for his wierd hobby (brings new meaning to the terms "Batman" and "Bat utility belt"). When he is doing the bats, they try to get away and they say "SKREEE, SKREEE!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FOR?! SURELY I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WONDERING THIS!

Anyhow, my vote goes for Shmoctember, just to make everyone saying it feel like a douche.

If there's one thing the Escapist tought me, it's that you are never the only one. I don't get the point if it either.

OT: I would call it.....uhh.......Dunnmember. How's that?

 

[lithiumvocals]

How 'bout Phishtember?

Uhh, no? Okay...

Clocktober.

Pottember.

Gilgamesh.

Glastonbury.

Woodstock.

Macaronuary.

Rootuary.

Gerald.

That's all I got.

 

[Madara XIII]

I say 'Rocktober' or 'Toyotathon'.

These made me chortle, especially 'Toyotathon'. Really speaks to the effectiveness of those ads.

I'm going to go with Dreaduary.

Oh How about Deadcember? Extend the Winter!!

 

[Madara XIII]

We can't even get one nation to accept a system of measurement that's already being used by the rest of the world, let alone get the entire world to adopt a new calendar. This is totally not just an excuse because I'm not creative enough to think of a month name...really!

LOL I like to think that makes us Unique, eventhough the Metric System seems more reasonable when put into meters

 

[NonyaZ]

I think it's time we have a month that is two words instead of one.

All in favor for "Cthulhu fhtagn"

 

[superbatranger]

I say 'Rocktober' or 'Toyotathon'.

You got paid to say that, didn't you?

 

[spacepope22]

Febtober. HA HA!!!

 

[superbatranger]

I say 'Rocktober' or 'Toyotathon'.

You got paid to say that, didn't you?

Nope. It's from a Daniel Tosh stand up bit, actually. Suprised no one caught it. Or maybe no one gives a shit. Hmmm...

Well, I never really listened to Tosh. Granted, Toyota does have a 'Toyotathon', if I'm correct.

 

[Mr. Mortiss]

Lasagnuary, because lasagne is tasty.

I second this, but only on the grounds of every day being used to celebrate a food of some sort, with Cheesesteak Appreciation Day being on the eighth.

 

[miscelaneous]

Whoa, have scientists discovered a new month!

 

[Sonic Doctor]

In boilogy I sit a bit futher away from my friends so I have to mime things to them. I was miming to one of my friends that our fat friend takes marmaduke the "abnormaly large dog" out of his jumper. This joke evolved into the fat friend doing male bats and that he owns a "bat sanctuary" which is just a place for his wierd hobby (brings new meaning to the terms "Batman" and "Bat utility belt"). When he is doing the bats, they try to get away and they say "SKREEE, SKREEE!

Well anyway, just thinking, why don't we take the days from each month that happen after the 28th and collect them into a new month. this would improve organisation for the original months, as each would have 28 days.
This new month would take place inbetween september and october, as not to interfer with new years or summer.

How do you feel about this new month and perhaps what should it be called?

Hmm, it will be called Giftober. It will have an extra holiday for giving gifts, because we have to think of the people that have birthdays on the days you plan on taking away from the ends of the other months.

Secondly, what is up with your first paragraph? I don't get it, it has nothing to do with the month thing. Were you planning on making a thread about something else, changed your mind and decided to do something else and forgot to delete that paragraph?

Edit: Wait, hmm, the problem with that is, I think the German word for poison is "gift", so that might not work for all, Poisontober.