NASA Announces Possible "Zombie" Planet

[Something Amyss]

Zombie planet? BAH! Wake me up when we discover a slenderman planet.

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

So THIS is the planet all the EVE Online players come from
I hope it's not in decaying orbit!

Dude...cut that crap out. Punning is dead.

All kidding aside, the lack of an infrared makes this an undead planet? Now...if there was something in the atmosphere that was causing normally inert materials to exhibit lifelike behavior, THEN I'd believe the "zombie" tagging.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The world that is undead. Is it part of the galaxy of terror?

 

[Gennadios]

Isn't there some crazy pseudo sciency/religious thing about some native American tribe and their relationship with aliens from some kind of exoplanet that is extremely difficult to detect?

I forget all the specifics, but those were the alarm bells that were set off for me.

Upon a quick google search, the aliens in question are the Anunnaki and the planet is Nibiru.

 

[Hawk of Battle]

Clearly the planet is Cybertron, attempting to restart after millions of years of inactivity.

 

[Beautiful End]

Anyone else thought about Minecraft?

First, we hear about a planet made out of diamond. Then a planet made out of zombies (Or at least that was my first impression before I read the article). What's next? A planet made out of Soulsand? Or Obsidian?

Thank you! I'll be here all week!

Captcha: "Mad science". Yeah, something like that.

 

[Dreiko_v1legacy]

Did anyone suddenly think of The Fifth Element?

I was thinking of Milla Jovovich, but not for the same reasons... still count?

*Stern look*


What are you talking about man...




Of course it counts!

 

[Orks da best]

Anyone else here thought they meant a planet covered in zombies? Still A planet coming back on radar is odd. and a wee bit scarey in its own right.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

Whoever wrote this article should burn in journalism hell.
The followup article here on this website earns you a night in the journalism drunk tank

 

[MrGalactus]

I came into that expecting some kind of stellar body that tried to eat other orbiting bodies and planets, still neat all the same!

Anyone else get kind of a Galactus feel from this?

Naahh I'm not getting it.

 

[O maestre]

sigh i know its stupid, but i was hoping for a flesh eating planet or at least a planet eating planet as stated above.

but kudos to nasa as always the few organizations dedicated to knowledge regardless of the rest of humanity's disinterest

 

[SnowBurst]

really? escapist has resorted to meaningless head titles to get views? all respect has gone now...

 

[SnowBurst]

sigh i know its stupid, but i was hoping for a flesh eating planet or at least a planet eating planet as stated above.

but kudos to nasa as always the few organizations dedicated to knowledge regardless of the rest of humanity's disinterest

ironic concidering nasa was founded to beat the russians in the first place

 

[FEichinger]

So ... We have a planet, that isn't a planet, but is a planet. Geez, NASA, get your shit together already.

...

Ok, I guess (this time) the Escapist News Crew are totally innocent, in that someone else decided to call it a zombie planet for no defensible reason. No mention that it was NASA that came up with it...one suspects that the article talking about the "so-called zombie planet" are the people who coined the term in the first place.

Hey, remember when NASA was cool, when they did exciting things that news agencies wouldn't have to come up with bullshit like this to get the general public to read articles? Neither do I.

Whoever wrote this article should burn in journalism hell.
The followup article here on this website earns you a night in the journalism drunk tank

really? escapist has resorted to meaningless head titles to get views? all respect has gone now...

What the hell is wrong with you?

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

What the hell is wrong with you?

Don't like bullshit article titles, or the insulting idea "if we put zombies in it, they'll all read it" pandering.