NASA discovery on Mars "For the history books"

[John the Gamer]

I'm going to go with either dirt, rocks, or something related to water.

 

[Dectomax]

OK, a wild prediction, if NASA decides to relocate to Mars and changes its name to Adeptus Mechanicus, I guess we should all start praying to the Emperor, since they've probably found the Void Dragon.

There will be a new board game commissioned in the Void Dragon's honour: Settlers of C'Tan.

That made me laugh so hard! Well done, here

Spoiler: have a cookie

What, no milk!? I DEMAND MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES.

You two have made my day. Thank you. :')

On topic: Can't wait to see what they've discovered up there!

 

[jthm]

Oil. We'll have a colony on mars within the decade.

 

[beniki]

I'm going to say a dinosaur in a space suit.

 

[AngloDoom]

All of the Lemon-flavoured Coke-Colas that I would have gone to war for if it brought them back to the shelves?

 

[Trucken]

I'm betting on God. They found him sitting there in a La-z-boy, wearing nothing but boxer's and a wifebeater, havin' a beer and watching old episodes of Freakazoid.

 

[FalloutJack]

I hope it's a baseball.

Smacked there, by Haruhara Haruko, no doubt.

OT: At last, NASA has likely found some sort of useable evidence of Martian organic life to study and test and publish papers for the next ten years with, hopefully all while avoiding an Andromeda Strain situation (The first one, not the stupid made-for-TV movie) if we're lucky.

 

[CrazyJew]

A crashed Enterprise-A. Guess they messed with time travel one time too many.

 

[Saulkar]

Multi-cellular life maybe? I'm kinda excited to see.

That would be mind blowing

At the very least a single cell fossil.

 

[Cowabungaa]

*keeps his fingers crossed for something related to the weird methane patterns in Mars' atmosphere*

Yeah that doesn't sound all that exciting but if they can clear that up somehow that'd be awesome.

 

[viranimus]

Most likely microbial fossilized life.

NASA has this nasty tendency to overhype its discoveries to try to generate interest and funding.

Molyneaux effect?

 

[Eddie the head]

What's left of the "Bent One?" Well then I guess the demons of creation are coming. And you don't know what I am talking about do you?

 

[K84]

A ancient Martian Mars candy Bar.

A Mars on Mars.
Maybe it belonged to the ancient god Mars

Marsx3

 

[Verlander]

They probably found a Starbucks

 

[Gabanuka]

Nazis. Got £10 going that its Nazis.


Just you guys wait. Nazis.

 

[Negatempest]

So... No one is going to say Bacteria? Than I will say, Bacteria. It's bacteria.