NASA Moon Rock Bust Proves Astronomically Sad

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NASA Moon Rock Bust Proves Astronomically Sad



More details about the recent attempt to sell a moon rock for $1.7 million have surfaced, and things have gone from comical to depressing pretty darn quick.

<a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/110294-Woman-Busted-For-Trying-to-Sell-1-7m-Moon-Rock>Back in May, news came to light about how a woman was busted by the police as she tried to sell a moon rock for $1.7 million. When the story first broke, this sounded like a borderline amazing story about a stupid criminal and I also learned that becoming a NASA investigator was the only thing I've ever wanted. Now that more details have emerged, though, it turns out that this is one of the saddest cases you're likely to read about.

74-year-old Joann Davis says that she was trying to raise money for her sick son when she was detained by NASA investigators and police officers. While that's often the kind of excuse you hear about from criminals caught with their hands in the proverbial cookie jar, it sounds like Davis was stuck in a bad situation.

The national treasure Davis attempted to sell was a piece of authenticated moon rock that's actually just a speck (smaller than a grain of rice), encased in an acrylic paperweight. According to the woman, the lunar souvenir was a gift from Neil Armstrong to her deceased husband, who worked as an engineer for a NASA contractor.

Davis herself is the one who started the investigation into the sale: She actually contacted NASA, trying to find a buyer for the rock and a "nickel-sized" piece of the heat shield that protected Apollo 11 when it returned from its mission to the moon in 1969.

According to the Huffington Post:

"I've been searching the internet for months attempting to find a buyer," Davis wrote. "If you have any thoughts as to how I can proceed with the sale of these two items, please call."

The items were mementos from Davis's husband's collection, which sounds like it's sizable. She was reportedly selling the pieces in order to leave an inheritance for her children that they could use to take care of her sick son. On top of all this, when she was detained by investigators, the woman was left with bruises on her arms and became so frightened that she lost bladder control.

Davis wasn't arrested for the attempted sale, and probably won't be, since -according to retired NASA investigator Joseph Gutheinz- prosecuting her could be really difficult, based on the fact that smaller lunar samples weren't always looked after and an unknown number of smaller rocks may have made their way into the hands of the general public.

Aside from the depressing details surrounding the sale, it'll be interesting to see if Davis's claim about the rock's origin proves true. Neil Armstrong has been interviewed by NASA investigators in the past, and he told them he hadn't given away any moon rocks.

Source: <a href=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/24/joann-davis-nasa-sting_n_1028156.html>Huffington Post

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Klepa

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Just.. what?

If it turns out to be genuine, and it doesn't fall under the description of "fraud", why are we even considering the possibility of not letting her sell it? Why would it be illegal to sell a rock from a moon? Is it dangerous? Is it government property?
 

MrGalactus

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If its her property, where's the crime?
Just ask Armstrong. His answer basically determines everything, doesn't it?
 

MASTACHIEFPWN

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It's a shave of rock from a giant fucking rock in space.

Whoopty fucking doo-
If she wants to sell it, be my guest. There's plenty of it on the moon.
 

IamLEAM1983

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I'd make a Portal 2 joke, but this would be in horribly bad taste, considering the article. I hope the situation gets quickly sorted out, as it's starting to look like one of those "crimes" I'd almost willingly condone.
 

The3rdEye

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Putting people into space? Are you nuts, what a waste of money.

Hunting down people trying obtain financial security for their loved ones [footnote]Interesting there was no follow-up on the sick son part.[/footnote], now THAT'S effective.[footnote]And thumbs-up to the ten states that supposedly -lost- pieces of national treasure. Bravo.[/footnote]
 

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Abandon4093 said:
draythefingerless said:
Oh cmon NASA, just let her sell it...its just dust, plus you got boulders back in the labs. you dont need rice particles.
Haven't you seen that documentary, Apollo 18 I think it was called. All moon rocks are actually evil spider creatures that infect your bloodstream and do other nasty things. NASA are just protecting us.

:)
Pfft...please. dont be so naive. That movie was just another set up to move peoples curiosity away from the truth that the moon landings were fake. DUH.
 

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Ultratwinkie said:
The law was never taken out of effect, and quickly forgotten about by the time the space race hysteria ended. Its a controlled substance just like selling uranium is frowned upon. Moon dirt is also dangerous if not handled properly. If you spill it and inhale it, its the same as inhaling particles of shattered glass. It can and will hurt your lungs and possibly eyes.
Poor Cave Johnson :(

OT: I say Armstrong should speak up and put this matter to rest. Hell how about compensate the woman for the discovery of a lost "national treasure"
 

MrGalactus

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Ultratwinkie said:
THEJORRRG said:
If its her property, where's the crime?
Just ask Armstrong. His answer basically determines everything, doesn't it?
Any material gained off of earth is illegal unless its in a government lab. This is because of an early space exploration legislation in the 60-70s that banned its sale. The governments feared that alien material may contain germs which would potentially effect our environment or start a xeno plague.

The law was never taken out of effect, and quickly forgotten about by the time the space race hysteria ended. Its a controlled substance just like selling uranium is frowned upon. Moon dirt is also dangerous if not handled properly. If you spill it and inhale it, its the same as inhaling particles of shattered glass. It can and will hurt your lungs and possibly eyes.
Oh! Wow, that's actually pretty serious. I thought she was in trouble for theft, not accidentally threatening us with xeno-plague.
 

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Scrumpmonkey said:
Also Is it wrong that i really want to grind up some moon rocks and sort them through a hundred off a hooker?
Probably, but if you were a writer for a show like South Park the idea might be worth something.
 

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Wow, that is rather sad news...come on NASA dontcha got anything better to do? Hope she gets the money shes looking for...shes just trying to be a good mother even in her 70's.

Thanks escapist my mood is at an all time low.
 

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Bruises on her arms and she was so terrorised that she lost bladder control???
74 years old?!?!

Who the FUCK interviewed her?

Where was her legal representation?

What gives a fucking aeronautics agency the power to conduct police-like investigations like this?

America, sort your fucking shit out!
 

ultimateownage

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Fucking hell guys, just let her sell it. She could probably sue you for more than she would have gotten by selling it.

That's pretty depressing.
Boba Frag said:
America, sort your fucking shit out!
I wouldn't blame ALL of America for something like this. Not every single person in America were all in on it.
 

Boba Frag

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ultimateownage said:
Fucking hell guys, just let her sell it. She could probably sue you for more than she would have gotten by selling it.

That's pretty depressing.
Boba Frag said:
America, sort your fucking shit out!
I wouldn't blame ALL of America for something like this. Not every single person in America were all in on it.
Sorry, dude, but my temper flared when I read about an elderly woman treated like that.

And if that is possible in the US, then, in a sense, there's a very serious problem in American justice.

Of course I don't blame ordinary Americans for it, but if they're going to turn a blind eye to this stuff, then ultimately a measure of blame goes to the society that permits it.
 

GonzoGamer

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So she has a pebble from a soundstage in Burbank, so what.
What does NASA care if she tries to convince people it's from the moon.

kidding.
 

Haelium

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She's forced to sell her dead husbands possessions to get treatment for her son.
"America, fuck yeah"