NASA Moon Rock Bust Proves Astronomically Sad

[Boba Frag]

Bruises on her arms and she was so terrorised that she lost bladder control???
74 years old?!?!

Who the FUCK interviewed her?

The Batman, by the sounds of things, and judging Christian Bale's temper.

OT; Huh...well, thats pretty sad. Poor woman must have had a heart attack when the G-Men swooped down.

I think it would result in Batman breaking several digits and kneecaps if that shit happened to an old lady on his watch.

Absolutely wretched news. The poor woman... I'm not surprised she had an accident.

I hope she can get a pro bono lawyer or something because there might be a case for wrongful harassment there.
Maybe by suing them she can get some money for her sick son.

 

[Strazdas]

Well, if the rock is authentic, then i dont see a crime.

 

[Craazhy]

OH WHO WOULD BE SO CALLOUS AND DISGUSTING AND IMMORAL AS TO SELL SOMETHING NO ONE BUT THEMSELVES CAN CLAIM OWNERSHIP TO?! What the hell is wrong with that old bat?! Some people have ALL THE GODDAMN NERVE!

It's just... damn, it's just un-American--- selling things--- goddamn! Liberal, communists bastards...

 

[doublenix]

How about NASA buys the thing and comes out the hero in the end? It's the least they could do after making an elderly woman pee herself. Geez.

Shit... are you kidding me? With all the budget cuts and lay offs I keep hearing about, they don't have the money to give anyone a million dollars for a grain of moonsand.

A million? No way. A couple grand to buy some good PR that helps counter this and things like the layoffs? Might be worth their time and money looking into. Makes them look like slightly less like douchey.