Need some help for valentines day.

[Luke5515]

No, this is not for relationship help.
I'm purchased some cheesy elementary school valentines cards and plan to pass them out to people I don't know in the halls of my school. Now i just need to write something on them. I have a few filled out, but I'm running out of ideas. They all have dolphins on them, so I'm going with a dolphin theme.
They should be things like "If dolphins could love, I'm sure this dolphin would love you. However, he is incapable of feeling anything but hate and fury."
Or "I really like dolphins, but you're okay I guess."
So any ideas I'll take.
What are you planing for valentines day? I figure most people feel like it's an over commercialized holiday, so I'm hoping we'll get some fun plans from you guys.

 

[RobotNinja]

Cheesy pick up lines are good, such as "If you were a booger I'd pick you first."

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

So you're planning on trolling your school?

... I approve, if only because I hate Valentine's Day, relationship status regardless.

Umm... Unfortunately, I'm drawing a blank. I'll try to get back to you.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

"So long, and thanks for all the fish"
"Ever wonder why we dont see Dolphins anymore?"
"Have you ever been outside the Asylum?"
A drawing of a fish bowl.
Uhhhhh... After taht, I'm done. Also, try
"I bet you're as suprised to get this as a shark is to be killed by a dolphin"

 

[nunqual]

Can I see your blowhole?
Did you know that dolphins can have sex for pleasure?
I'd make you click and squeek all night long.

... Why am I good at coming up with these?

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

"Dolphin are cute 'n' all, but they also rape"
"You know the Future Green Lantern of Earth will be a Blue Whale? Why no love for the Dolphins?"
"Flipper went nuts when he found out about Zeus and Roxanne"

 

[white_salad]

"Eeeeee EEEEEE eeeeEEEEeeEEEEe"

<3

Perfect.

 

[Urgh76]

Wanna go out for some mackeral later?

Cookie for reference :3

 

[Contun]

Just write "The Game" on every single card.

 

[Souplex]

Outside: Are those space pants?
Inside: Because your ass is out of this world!
I've decided to write down whatever CAPTCHAs I get. I hope you'll all do the same.
CAPTCHA: sailia franca

 

[Luke5515]

Thanks for the suggestions, but I'm looking for mostly dolphin related things.
I did like the thanks for all the fish one.
Captcha: duchich green