Need some help with some questions

[Brian Hendershot]

Okay, its pretty simple I need some funny, possibly pageant stereotypical, non-vulgar answers for the questions.

How would you describe the perfect date?

What song best describes you life?

What color best describes your personality?

If you could be any animal, what would it be and why?

If you could be a candy bar, which would it be and why?

If you could trade places with any celebrity, who would it be and why?

If you could spend a day anywhere in the world where would it be and why?

If you could have on superhero power, what would it be and why?

Sorry if the grammar is bad. I'm in a rush.

I've already answered some of these questions but I would like to see if the Escapist Community comes up with anything better.

 

[CK76]

How would you describe the perfect date?

One in which you connect, have fun and don't want the day to end.

What song best describes you life?

Elenor Rigby

What color best describes your personality?

Orange

If you could be any animal, what would it be and why?

Eagle, just to be able to fly

If you could be a candy bar, which would it be and why?

Twix...I'd have company?

If you could trade places with any celebrity, who would it be and why?

I don't think I would want to...but I guess being Messi for a day be fun.

If you could spend a day anywhere in the world where would it be and why?

Oslo, see a good friend of mine

If you could have on superhero power, what would it be and why?

Persuasion. Because it is the best power. *waves hand*

 

[Neonbob]

How would you describe the perfect date?
Free and fun.
What song best describes you life?
...I have to skip this one, as I have no bloody clue.
What color best describes your personality?
I suppose a dark blue.
If you could be any animal, what would it be and why?
Either a bird(so I could crap on people from high) or a T-Rex, to freak the hell out of thousands of people at once.
If you could be a candy bar, which would it be and why?
One made out of fruit cake. Nobody would ever eat me.
If you could trade places with any celebrity, who would it be and why?
Does Cliff Blezinski count? I want to see what a day in his life is like. But just a day. Any more than that and I'd mess up the company horribly.
If you could spend a day anywhere in the world where would it be and why?
Somewhere quiet and away from everyone...but with internet access and hopefully my girlfriend. Because it'd be relaxing.
If you could have one superhero power, what would it be and why?
The best power ever? The ability to grant your own wishes.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

Perfect date - 11/12/2111 perfect palindrome
Color- Black isn't a color
Animal- Human, because nobody seems to want to be one.
Candy Bar- Charleston Chew, because nobody would want to eat me.
Celebrity- Nobody, as I'd rather be just rich, instead of rich and famous, or just famous.
Spend a day- I'd spend a day in Megan's Foxhole, if you know what I mean.
Superhero- Val Hallen, the Norse god of ROCK.

 

[Marter]

How would you describe the perfect date?
Just hanging out, it doesn't matter where. There will probably be a lot of talking.
What song best describes you life?
Duck and Run - 3 Doors Down
What color best describes your personality?
Light Red. I'm generally kind, but can become enraged.
If you could be any animal, what would it be and why?
Dolphin, so I could still be fairly intelligent.
If you could be a candy bar, which would it be and why?
Mars bar. I like Mars bars, and they can really fill you up.
If you could trade places with any celebrity, who would it be and why?
Buck Martinez. I'd love to be doing play-by-play for the Toronto Blue Jays.
If you could spend a day anywhere in the world where would it be and why?
Wherever my close family and friends would be.
If you could have one superhero power, what would it be and why?
Invisibility, so I can be really sneaky and see what people are really like in private.

 

[MCDeltaT]

How would you describe the perfect date?

Sat on our asses playing a videogame we can both enjoy.

What song best describes you life?

Born Of Fire - Slayer

What color best describes your personality?

Grey - Neutral

If you could be any animal, what would it be and why?

Shark, Because then people would fear me

If you could be a candy bar, which would it be and why?

Mars Bar, They are my favourite

If you could trade places with any celebrity, who would it be and why?

Russell Brand before he became commited, FTS (For The Sex)

If you could spend a day anywhere in the world where would it be and why?

Tutankhamun's Tomb, check out the curse in person

If you could have on superhero power, what would it be and why?

Bending time and space, Possibility for mischief, unlimited

 

[Brian Hendershot]

Spammish forward-fests aren't really appreciated on here.. nevertheless I'm a sucker for them.

Spoiler: WALL OF TEXT

How would you describe the perfect date?

One where I don't throw up from nerves, one where I have fun, and hopefully involving an in-depth conversation into the backstory of the Halo universe at some stage.

What song best describes you life?

Every Day Is Exactly The Same by Nine Inch Nails gets pretty close.

What color best describes your personality?

At the risk of being a sheep, black.

If you could be any animal, what would it be and why?

A hornet because it's a fucking hornet. Or possibly a wolf, for the same reason.

If you could be a candy bar, which would it be and why?

Kit-Kat, because I'm just awesome like that.

If you could trade places with any celebrity, who would it be and why?

Tom Cruise, so I could fling myself off a building and make the world a better place in one fell swoop.

If you could spend a day anywhere in the world where would it be and why?

Chernobyl, because it's fucking Chernobyl.

If you could have on superhero power, what would it be and why?

Super-gamer powers. Oh yes.

I wasn't trying to spam. I legitly need these for a Mr. Ugly pageant that I have to be in...in like um three hours.