Nerd Bumper Stickers

[[Gavo]]

What ones have you seen? Describe them to the best of your ability.

One I've seen: "My other car is an [epic mount]".

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

The red vs blue bumper stickers. do they count? http://www.roosterteethstore.com/stickers.html

stuff like "Ask me about my ZOMBIE plan" and "*picture of a tent* it's a legitimate strategy"

 

[SomeBritishDude]

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I want this one.

 

[[Gavo]]

The one I have on my car has a Jesus fish with no legs being eaten by a Science fish with legs. I had some jerk come up to me in a parking lot and try to remove it but he failed and I got him arrested. He had to buy me a new one because he scratched the first one, and I hope he dropped the soap to teach him a good lesson.

Nice job. How did you get him arrested, though?
Dropping soap...the worst fate a man can get.

 

[NeedAUserName]

I saw on that said "My other car is the Millennium Falcon" although admittedly, I think it was in The Simpsons.

 

[EliteFreq]

I once saw a Transformers bumper sticker saying: My other car is an Autobot.

 

[MalloClam]

I can't think of any nerdy bumper stickers I've seen, but I did see a guy with a t-shirt that said "Particle physics give me a hadron."

 

[Zankabo]

I have on my car an old Penny-Arcade one:

Picture of Mario and says on it "My Boss is an Italian Plumber"

I also have their one with pictures of Tetris Pieces that says "Guns don't kill people, kids who play video games kill people"

And I also have on my windshield in the corner an image of Gir, yay Gir.

 

[MaxFan]

I've seen several cars with Autobot or Decepticon window stickers.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

I have one that says "I brake for Decepticons"

and

"This car protected by Master Chief"

 

[Bertruam]

I saw one that said "Tailgate me and roll for damage", but it would be awesome to have one that said something like "Tressling Champ" or "My other car is an Gundam"

 

[ADDLibrarian]

I have a bunch of D&D ones on my car.

"I brake for Kobolds,
Beholder on Board,
I survived the Tomb of Horrors,
I played D&D before it was cool"
That last one will always be true.

I have the Kobold one ^__^
I've always wanted one that says "I wish life were as simple as Evangelion" Seen em at a few cons, want one badly

 

[Ghost]

i don't have a car, but if there was ever a gta ass sticker i'd be the first in line!

 

[[Gavo]]

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The one I have on my car has a Jesus fish with no legs being eaten by a Science fish with legs. I had some jerk come up to me in a parking lot and try to remove it but he failed and I got him arrested. He had to buy me a new one because he scratched the first one, and I hope he dropped the soap to teach him a good lesson.

Nice job. How did you get him arrested, though?
Dropping soap...the worst fate a man can get.

Called the cops told them some nut job was attacking my car with his keys they showed up saw the damage sent him to jail. He payed for the damage to my car too, but man I wish he dropped the soap that's the only way he would of learned his lesson.

With his keys?! Wow.

 

[mr mcshiznit]

Not really nerdy but i always laugh at this one car where i live."dont tailgate me or i'll flick a booger on your windshield." Always a good little chuckle.

 

[Spektre41]

My Night Elf Hunter can beat up your football player.

No, it doesn't exist. But I want it to.

 

[jim_doki]

my lecturer at uni
"Oh Bother" said Pooh as he fired photon torpedoes at the USS heffalump

 

[Wildrow12]

My personal favorite:

"Jesus saves...the rest of you take damage."

I've had it on my car for about six years now. Never thought it would
really piss anyone off. But lo and behold one day this chick (who looked like the poster child for Hot Topic)ran up to me, called me a fascist, and tried debate me for close to an hour. Apparently, she was part of some local chapter of American Atheists. Well, easiest argument I ever won (though she did try to stab me with a pen knife).

*Sigh*

 

[HomeAliveIn45]

Honk if you understand Punctuated Equilibrium!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

My personal favorite:

"Jesus saves...the rest of you take damage."

I've had it on my car for about six years now. Never thought it would
really piss anyone off. But lo and behold one day this chick (who looked like the poster child for Hot Topic)ran up to me, called me a fascist, and tried debate me for close to an hour. Apparently, she was part of some local chapter of American Atheists. Well, easiest argument I ever won (though she did try to stab me with a pen knife).

*Sigh*

Jesus saves. . . and only takes half damage.
My other car is a tank!
I am not a geek, I am a level 12 Paladin!
My friend has a bunch of shirts with nerd stuff on them such as:
"My shirt has words on it!"
"I steal music off the internet"
"You can have your Pi (it is actually the Pi symbol, and E it too!"