Nerd Rage Quotes From Games.

[ZehMadScientist]

Professor Oak's words echoed... "Spidey, there is a time and place for everything, but not now."

 

[PinochetIsMyBro]

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE.
I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS SHEPARD.

Most annoying sounds ever.

 

[Versuvius]

Urist McHunter cancels retrieve kill: Interrupted by Zombie

And so the infestation begins.

 

[SparDamen]

''I can't do that''. Or any variation on that in any point-n-click game.

************, I can name 20 fucking ways how you can open a door with a sword, a knife, even a fucking rock! And you're telling me the only way to open it is with a fucking cheese knife you found by giving a French man some wine that you found by jumping in a well and moving a specific rock?!

lol, couldnt agree more.. Got flashbacks

 

[TakeshiLive]

"Stop right thar, criminal scum!" - A classic.

And also, "Insert more credits!" - EVERY SINGLE ARCADE MACHINE

 

[angry_flashlight]

'Oh look, another traveller here to lick my father's boots.' - Skyrim
Kid, if I had the child killing mod on, so help you...

'WE HAVE COME TO DESTROY YOU.' - ME2
Oh, really? I thought you were here to tell me a bedtime story. 8P

 

[Bloodtrozorx]

Skyrim: I have killed every single guard that ever said "I used to be an adventur....blah blah blah" and "Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll" I can't go into town anymore.

 

[Cyfu]

"need a light?" firebat from Starcraft
Brilliant!

 

[Yosato]

"YOUR ATTACKS ARE PRIMITIVE" - Collector to Shepard in Mass Effect 2, normally just two seconds before I blow his fucking face off with a shotgun round.

 

[XMark]

"Don't forget to reload, Dr. Freeman!"

 

[thomaskattus]

I saw a mudcrab the other day.
--TES IV: Oblivion

"Disgusting creatures, I hope to never see another."

 

[ResonanceGames]

"THAT WAS A VALUABLE ANIMAL!"

Apparently Bethesda are pros at these.

Also, I agree with the OP about "You must gather your part before venturing forth." It was bad enough as it was, but they added insult to injury by also putting it in the expansions, sequels AND (if I remember correctly) freaking Icewind Dale!