Nerdy insults!

[reyttm4]

By this I mean the kind of insult someone would have to work out to be insulted by it, something to do with the technical parts of maths or science or whatever. (Kinda like a jokes in XKCD)

Mine, although not too insulting, is calling someone Arsenic Sulphur. In the periodic table of elements the atomic symbol of these, in that order, spell out ass!

If you have one please explain it.

 

[dududf]

You Mudkip.

You Dastardedly, pencil sniffer.

You exsquisitly idiotic corken meisser.

 

[wooty]

You are such a 100110010111
no idea what it means, just seems geeky

Nerf hearder!

 

[GodsAndFishes]

Looks like someone uses Intelligence as a dump stat.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

You're such a Windows Vista!!!

[small]Yeah, I went there.[/small]

 

[Ryuk2]

Shut up, Puke Skywalker.
...do we need more posts in this thread?

 

[sky14kemea]

"You're so dumb you probably think Pi is exactly THREE!"

-___- I am not good at insults.

 

[Kollega]

Hey you, Goomba chew!

OR

Hello there, hypotenuse-face!

OR

Sorry, but isn't that spot reserved? It says "Pwnd noobs parking only"!

 

[dududf]

01011001011011110111010100100000011000010111001001100101001000000111001101110101011000110
11010000010000001100001001000000110100101100100011010010110111101110100001000010010000001
001100011011110110110000100000001000010010000001001100011011110110110000100001

Hee hee....

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

"You're so stupid, there are more stars in the universe than links between your brain-cells."

For those of you who don't know, an average human brain has more links between it's cells than all the stars that we currently know of. In order to get beneath that number, a person would need to have a brain the size of a dog's or smaller.

 

[AntiAntagonist]

How appropriate you fight like a cow!

I'll see if I can think of something more on subject in a minute.

 

[orangebandguy]

"You're so dumb you probably think Pi is exactly THREE!"

-___- I am not good at insults.

Well I thought it was a bit funny..


OT:Anyways, my insults have no relevance. My charisma level isn't high enough

 

[C.O.C]

Rounds on me!
wait a second aww thats something someone cool would say
Nearly there

 

[Macgyvercas]

I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.

Thank you Big Bang Theory

 

[Punisher A.J.]

!F U canz R^@d +H!$ U R^@||y n^^D 2 G^+ L@!D

yeah how about that.

And if not F^.^ you.

 

[Kollega]

!F U canz R^@d +H!$ U R^@||y n^^D 2 G^+ L@!D

Yes. Yes i do. We all do.

 

[Link_to_Future]

I called my brother a face rolling paladin once when we were playing Monopoly.

Can I get any nerdier and nonsensical with that?

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

01011001011011110111010100100000011000010111001001100101001000000111001101110101011000110
11010000010000001100001001000000110100101100100011010010110111101110100001000010010000001
001100011011110110110000100000001000010010000001001100011011110110110000100001

Hee hee....

Oh man, that's so low. That's not an insult..that's just...horrible.


"If you were a metal, you'd be sodium"

"You act like you have an IQ of 0000010"

 

[RPQ]

"Your so dumb you probably think Masterchief is American"