Nerdy insults!

[HT_Black]

"Any competent mind shouldn't have to rely on crassities and obscenities to win an argument. Your rebuttal?"

Guess what comes next. NOTE: this only works on inarticulate people.

 

[Above]

You have NO LIFE! your undead

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Adding your intelligence modifier to your d20 roll... you come out at -57.

The sewer rat bests you at tic tac toe.

 

[IcedPain]

when someone swears at you:

Obscenities are the adjective for the mentally deficient.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Your parents really should have re-rolled, huh?

 

[JohanGasMask]

"Wow,your so slow,is your ping at 999?"

 

[lasherman]

Your momma thinks square roots are vegetables!

 

[Torque669]

Your parents really should have re-rolled, huh?

Brilliant.

Ill make one up.

Your so ugly, you make Princess Theradas look hot. (I think thats her name)

 

[kannibus]

I once said to someone, "Man you'd never get laid even if you had fluorine as your wingman."

Explanation: Fluorine is the most electronegative element on the periodic table. As such, it is the most "attractive" to electrons. The rationale is that this dude I was referring to was so ugly he couldn't even get overflow electrons i.e. the B-line chicks that would roll off a hunk like fluorine.

Ooh that was nerdy.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Youre as much use as Toad!

 

[BlazeTheVampire]

When I or one of my friends do something clumsy, we "botch[ed] our DEX check." Similarly with having a blond moment (failed out INT checks) or getting hungover (failed our FORT save).

 

[wonkey20]

"Your so dumb you probably think Masterchief is American"

Now that is really funny! lawl!

 

[kiwisushi]

By this I mean the kind of insult someone would have to work out to be insulted by it, something to do with the technical parts of maths or science or whatever. (Kinda like a jokes in XKCD)

Mine, although not too insulting, is calling someone Arsenic Sulphur. In the periodic table of elements the atomic symbol of these, in that order, spell out ass!

If you have one please explain it.

Or Arsenic Selenium if you want to go all British!

 

[Cmwissy]

You're the Gnome to my Tauren!

 

[Disaster Button]

You're such a Windows Vista!!!

[small]Yeah, I went there.[/small]

Oh no you di'int

I bet you can't calculate Pi to even one digit!

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

I have no ideas, so i'll contribute with this which i think is quite relevent.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

"You're so zetta slow!"

"You're outta your vector!"

Anyone else get the reference?

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

"You're such a poo poo head."

 

[Red Right Hand]

Mr A. - "Mr Z. is bi-sexual, he's just trying to double his chances."
Mr B. - "That may be true but zero multiplied by two is still zero."