Alright, I've got a few ideas.
{1} Bacon - No real explanation necessary.
{2} Fuckin' Captchas - For those who hate captchas.
{3} Last Sane Person In March - For not participating in March Madness.
{4} Duct Tape - You fix problems with the power of the handyman's secret weapon.
{5} THIS IS SPARTA! - For posting a thousand memes. (Not hard to do.)
{6} Zombiejoe - You've become highly-recognizable by the forum community.
{7} Hammertime - You've actually helped Escapist staff with their work in a positive fashion.
{8} Extra Credit - This is extra credit for watching Extra Credits.
{9} Logic Bomb - You've dissembled arguments and seen through hype and outrage...but it hurts so much...
{10} Troll Slayer - A sword containing holy water, Kryptonite, and horseradish. Critical hits guarenteed.