New Duke Nukem Footage Surfaces, Blows Stuff Up

[Zhukov]

Ehhhhhhhh...

It was kinda funny... I guess.

Certainly doesn't look like something I would pay actual money for though.

And dear god, the presenter was a pain in the arse.

 

[ImprovizoR]

Looks like old school fast paced mindless kind of FPS. We need more of that these days. I'm tired of realistic shit with cover systems and that kind of crap.

 

[ENKC]

SPOILER ALERT

So, they lead out with Duke pissing, followed by him drawing a penis, punching a crate for no reason, remaking a boss fight from Duke 3D then capping it off by self referential fourth wall breaking humour plus sexual innuendo.

In other words, they picked everything that would make for the worst possible "showcase" of this game. Sorry guys, but the fail is epic.

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

Edit:

Consider this the singleplayer version of Team Fortress 2

No. Not at all. TF2 doesn't scrawl dicks on a wall. TF2 has class. And hats. Classy hats.

 

[superline51]

the gameplay looks ok, i guess, but is it just me, or this entire video has a very juvenile feeling to it?

I'm pretty sure juvenile is the main staple of the Duke Nukem series

 

[archvile93]

the gameplay looks ok, i guess, but is it just me, or this entire video has a very juvenile feeling to it?

What'd you expect from Duke Nukem?

 

[Wildcard5]

Guess who already preordered "Duke Nukem Forever"?

09/22/10 at 9:00 PM

I SHALL GET MY COPY NO MATTER WHAT THE COST!!!

 

[Heatray]

OH MY GOD this is going to be awesome!!

 

[ZippyDSMlee]

I think I saw health regenerate. I am suddenly not interested.

sad but ture, thus why I hope on hardest difficulty regeneration wont help you any.

 

[Logic 0]

Can't wait for the game to come out to see if the profecicy has come true.

 

[The Random One]

Holy fuck, it's... it's exactly how Yahtzee predicted it would be!

I'm speechless.

 

[jamradar]

That looks so incredible, crazy and over the top just like it should be. Although they did cut out alot.

 

[SelectivelyEvil13]

I hope that the theory that the first level is really Duke just playing the end of an old (but new) Duke Nuke'em, allowing the gameplay to evolve a little bit more so that it does not quickly become a stale and overtly generic FPS.

Although I never played any of the older Dukes, I now have high hopes for this one: Maybe, just maybe this could be sort of, kinda, possiblylike an FPS Conker's Bad Fur Day. The voice acting for Duke was pretty awful though, like a sound bite from a 90's game drenched in liquid-stupid. [footnote]Unless that completely misses the point of Duke Nukem, but they seem rather similar and there is no doubt that Conker was brilliant! By the way MS/Rare, where is my next Conker?!??!? Bloody waste of Rare...[/footnote]

 

[CactusPants]

Why'd he have to hold X in to pick up a weapon? There better not be a two weapon limit, I like my infinite inventory damn it.

Also, does anyone know if it still has jet-packs?

 

[Chris Sandford]

Y'all can have your serious buisness shooters, but me? I'll light up a cigar, crank up the megadeth,pick up myself a BFG then shout out yippy ki yay mother fuckers!

Yes.

 

[Charli]

Who is that ponce with the mic? My god someone get up on stage and remove it from him before he hurts someone.

 

[Adzma]

ah, duke nukem. first time i saw tits in a videogame was playing the origional when I was 5 years old. come to think of it, that was the first time ever.

Me too man! Even the 5 years part! I'm so amped for this. I don't care if it's the worst game of all time, in my head it'll be the greatest.

 

[Alon Shechter]

Now how am I supposed to respect a game where one can't even draw a cock on one's first attempt.

Us PC gamers will draw a proper penis with our superior powers to them console peasants.

 

[fulano]

They didn't seem actually ready to give a demo... missed an opportunity here.

Duke Nukem is supposed to be childish and dumb.

Too bad the guy's whiteboard skills didn't measure up.

Uh...did you really wanna see a better drawn penis that bad? C'm on, this is 2010: Porn is two click away--like, literally two clicks away! You don't need Duke Nukem for that.

 

[Worgen]

As has been discussed on Alien Swarm many times, if you give the players a light-pen, they're going to draw boobs and dicks.

the big question is, do they draw dicks because they love them, or because they think its expected of them?