New Element, 115, Confirmed

[Not Matt]

okay. now is this element gonna do something interesting or will it just be another pointlessly difficult name i have to remember because some teacher said so? actually. scratch that, i don't think teacher will be teaching me it because that would mean they would have to replace all the old element posters and they have better things to spend the schools budget on

 

[Pyramid Head]

Right, so Elerium-115 has finally been discovered. I look forward to some day shooting a squirrel with a plasma pistol.

 

[mad825]

So in other words, we've discovered a man-made element? I was hoping for more....

It could be naturally made in space, back when all the heavier elements were being made by super novas and planets smashing into each other. But since there is an extremely fast rate of decay it could just fall apart immediately, or we haven't found it yet on a foreign planet.

As far as the scientific community are concerned: it's man-made.

You can get plutonium naturally however the sources will be in trace amounts.