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ill start:
black people catch on fire in a certain narrow band of light in the infared spectrum, but only when within nine feet of a frozen sea bass.
europeans have tentacles and devour brains, but not for nourishment, they get that from pods that they ship in from their homeworld, they just do it because they think it looks cool(which it most certainly does).
canadians can all talk to fish, they just hide this because they do not wish to be associated with aquaman.
all white people are allergic to lemurs
ill start:
black people catch on fire in a certain narrow band of light in the infared spectrum, but only when within nine feet of a frozen sea bass.
europeans have tentacles and devour brains, but not for nourishment, they get that from pods that they ship in from their homeworld, they just do it because they think it looks cool(which it most certainly does).
canadians can all talk to fish, they just hide this because they do not wish to be associated with aquaman.
all white people are allergic to lemurs