New Olympic Games

[shadowstriker86]

Let's face it, the olympics are boring as hell. Let's make new sports to make it exciting again!

Here's mine:

Aligator Sprinting: In a dense swamp setting, sprinters will have to make their way from point A to point B without getting chomped by gators

 

[Neonbob]

I just want to see Monster Trucks in them.
Yes, I realize they're more entertainment than anything, but can you really say it wouldn't be sweet to have those things featured in something like the Olympics?
Hehe.

But a new event could be...
Traffic dodging. That sounds like fun to watch.
Or Ninja competitions.
The first person to kill a judge and report back to a central location wins

 

[Antitonic]

Or Ninja competitions.
The first person to kill a judge and report back to a central location wins

Replace "judge" with "Rhythmic Gymnast", and you'd have a winner there.

 

[Private Custard]

Well the Olympics are coming to London in 2012, so maybe we could make car theft and stabbings Olympic events.

And I know we'd win the gold medal for Queueing!

 

[Neonbob]

Or Ninja competitions.
The first person to kill a judge and report back to a central location wins

Replace "judge" with "Rhythmic Gymnast", and you'd have a winner there.

That would be funnier too!
Hehe.
Especially if they panicked while holding those sticks.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

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Either that or Knife fights.

 

[Broady Brio]

How about a dick waving competition.

Or Mortal Kombat. Either is fine.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Take 5 politicians and send each individually into a room full of ten people...whoever clocks in the fastest time in which to simultaneously bore the ten people wins the gold

 

[GrimTuesday]

javalin catching...

Ok that may not be the best idea. Jousting however that would be cool. t

 

[shadowstriker86]

Well the Olympics are coming to London in 2012, so maybe we could make car theft and stabbings Olympic events.

And I know we'd win the gold medal for Queueing!

even better, who could piss off a scottish person the fastest! they'll need the cameras from nascar to time it down to the .000003 second

 

[SonicKoala]

Let's face it, the olympics are boring as hell.

Way to start off the thread with a line that's complete inaccurate. I've been to several of the events so far, and even things like freaking curling are intense.

 

[SturmDolch]

Quebecois Toss: Catch a Quebec seperatist and throw him. Points awarded for time to catch and distance thrown! Bonus points of seperatist is Gilles Douceppe!

Figure Skating Paintball: This one speaks for

@kaneisfeelingable I approve of jousting as well. And in the spirit of winter, Polar Bear Jousting!

 

[Private Custard]

Well the Olympics are coming to London in 2012, so maybe we could make car theft and stabbings Olympic events.

And I know we'd win the gold medal for Queueing!

even better, who could piss off a scottish person the fastest! they'll need the cameras from nascar to time it down to the .000003 second

Wait just a minute, I'm half Scottish. If I was there I'd fu.........ummm, OK, I'll get my coat.

You on the other hand can collect your gold medal!

 

[Levitas1234]

Olympic polar bear wrestling!
Beard growing
Olympic who can wrestle the bear with a jet pack down to the ground the quickest! go canada for this one, we wrestle jet pack polar bears all day!

 

[rockingnic]

Who can do the best wipe out down the slope. Bonus points for injuries, blood, hitting obstacles such as trees, distance and of course style.

 

[Darkstorm091]

Turn DanceDanceRevolution into an Olympic Event! Finally, the DDR Fans like myself will have our day of triumph, with points based on style, difficulty, level, highest combo, and timing. Yeah! That could totally be a sport!
...Okay, maybe not...

 

[ace_of_something]

[a href=http://www.cracked.com/article_16562_6-insane-sports-that-could-be-in-next-olympics.html]oh cracked magazine[/a] you sum up my feelings so well.

Specifically LeCanne (Canne De Combat).

They already have tae kwon do. But it's lame tournament style. I wanna see some blood.

 

[MurderousToaster]

Just add a fistfight to every single event, and explosives.

Super C4 Fistfight Curling
Ultra C4 Fistfight Skiing.

AWESOME

 

[sumanoskae]

Mortal Kombat

 

[BlindMessiah94]

How about
"waste the BC taxpayers dollars"

If that was a sporting event at the olympics, the olympics would win by a landslide.