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ezeroast

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A new study funded by the "former" attorney general of South Australia Michael Attkinson shows that games such as Forklift Truck Simulator 2009 may lead to forklift accidents all over the world http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqC2URQstz4

"Its the interactive quality that these games (as opposed to just watching funniest home videos) bring which scare me the most. People may knock over a box in the game and think that its ok in the real world the next day at work." Stated former Attorney general Michael (cock) Attkinson "These games are damaging to our middle aged factory and storage workers and will not come to our shores on my watch."

Speculation grows over whether the man/woman taking Mr Attkinsons place will continue in his footsteps and condem such games in the future, perhaps only time will tell.

Edit: No he isn't dead... sigh
and yea its a joke :p
 

Icecoldcynic

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I'm not going to lie, I laughed. It's like claiming people who play guitar hero are more likely to get involved in savage guitar solo accidents.
 

anthony87

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.........seriously?

Go suck a dick Attkinson. That's just grasping at damn straws,

IMAGINEARY STRAWS!!!
 

Nuke_em_05

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Well said.

As a side note:

Late = dead.
Former = No longer holds position.

I think it is a relevant distinction.
 

Infinatex

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Nuke_em_05 said:
Well said.

As a side note:

Late = dead.
Former = No longer holds position.

I think it is a relevant distinction.
I'm fine with it either way!
 

SturmDolch

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By the way, OP, the Escapist is a serious forum for serious people. In fact, the majority are not people but just automated robots posting on this. They do not have Sarcasm Detectors or Irony Drives. Their Satire Algorithms are currently being fixed for bugs.

I liked it, though.
 

ezeroast

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Sturmdolch said:
By the way, OP, the Escapist is a serious forum for serious people. In fact, the majority are not people but just automated robots posting on this. They do not have Sarcasm Detectors or Irony Drives. Their Satire Algorithms are currently being fixed for bugs.

I liked it, though.
Thanks I'll keep that in mind for next time