As we all know trolls are annoying little creatures that bother the heck out of you in order to gain attention and than giggle like crazy. They live just like normal people, but recent highly scientificly studies suggest they are *gasp* mutating! They're evolving rapidly as we speak! If these creatures are truly changing than what if we can't adapt?
The only practical and legal ways to stop trolls involve destroying their food supplies. Without their daily "lulz" they lack the energy to continue and will soon fade into obscurity even quicker. Since we don't have any "Halo's" we're going to need to stop feeding the troll. Regardless of how badly we want to answer it we must *gasp* shut up. Flame wars never change and we've seen their effects. If we can all work together to shut up then this evil parasite will be destroyed once and for all! *clapping*
It is not enough to be able to starve them as we must also be able to spot them. At this point you've known the many breeds well. As all true escapists since the age of three we have been training in the art of Trolljutsu (If you look it up it probably exists.), and we know how to deal with the standard trolls. The new ones must be collected though. We must search the darkest regions of the internet! We will spot them from the safety of our home to the abyss of the evil demigods of 4chan. Will you join me in my battle to fight them off? List all species that you find, their habits, and appearance. Do not tarry.
Example:
I call them Fauxs.
They live in the over world and wish to create a bleak world of doom.At any turn they try to brainwash the public against video games. I did not believe so horrid a creature could exist, but I was proven wrong once again. There power comes in their controversy with us. Everytime they do something supporters of both sides rush to their sites making their ad space worth more and more. I fear there is no way to destroy these horrid creatures. All I know is that they have the power to travel through the TV. Beware!
The only practical and legal ways to stop trolls involve destroying their food supplies. Without their daily "lulz" they lack the energy to continue and will soon fade into obscurity even quicker. Since we don't have any "Halo's" we're going to need to stop feeding the troll. Regardless of how badly we want to answer it we must *gasp* shut up. Flame wars never change and we've seen their effects. If we can all work together to shut up then this evil parasite will be destroyed once and for all! *clapping*
It is not enough to be able to starve them as we must also be able to spot them. At this point you've known the many breeds well. As all true escapists since the age of three we have been training in the art of Trolljutsu (If you look it up it probably exists.), and we know how to deal with the standard trolls. The new ones must be collected though. We must search the darkest regions of the internet! We will spot them from the safety of our home to the abyss of the evil demigods of 4chan. Will you join me in my battle to fight them off? List all species that you find, their habits, and appearance. Do not tarry.
Example:
I call them Fauxs.
They live in the over world and wish to create a bleak world of doom.At any turn they try to brainwash the public against video games. I did not believe so horrid a creature could exist, but I was proven wrong once again. There power comes in their controversy with us. Everytime they do something supporters of both sides rush to their sites making their ad space worth more and more. I fear there is no way to destroy these horrid creatures. All I know is that they have the power to travel through the TV. Beware!
