New Year Drunken Stories?

[Wadders]

Haha nice one, it would take a significant bribe for me to do it sober haha, it certainly is hilarious for the 6 or so seconds until you realise how much it hurts, and the 15 minutes immediately after you put it out, but the time inbetween can only be described as fucking agonising if I'm honest

I guess I should have been more drunk, then pain wouldnt have been a factor

Hehe, can't say that I'd hold out for 6 full seconds doing it sober. It's more like: "Holy shit! Im on fire! Must put it out!" like a split second after the accelerant catches flame.

But then again, what won't people do for shits and giggles? XD

Hehe, well maybe it was less than 6 seconds, but the booze certainly helped me ignore the pain for a short while

and in my experiance people will do most anything for shits and gigs, especially when intoxicated

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Hehe, well maybe it was less than 6 seconds, but the booze certainly helped me ignore the pain for a short while

and in my experiance people will do most anything for shits and gigs, especially when intoxicated

Booze tend to have that effect... To be perfectly honest, the booze might have influenced my actions described in my earlier post in this thread.

To be frank, I've never really understood why so many people become so inexplicably horny while drunk. I mean, when im intoxicated to such a degree where I actually consider myself intoxicated I tend to feel kind of "numb" in my nether regions and extremities in general.

So even if the most attactive bombshell of the party started to make lewd suggestions which would normally make a guy think with the "little brain", I instantly think more like: "Meh! I can't really feel much at the moment. So a semi-naked wrestling match in the sack would probably just be a waste of time for me."

Then again, I've been accused of being too smart for my own good before. Perhaps if I was a bit more stupid, I wouldn't come to such logical (but boring) concluscions on beforehand? Since I can't really "drink away" my intelligence (I swear, if i drank anymore in the hopes of making more mistakes in logic then I wouldn't even be conscious)

And now you might be thinking: "Wait a minute! How come a guy who reportedly set his own hand on fire while sober get accused of being 'too smart' in any way or capacity?"

And to that I can only answer: I guess Im a complicated person.

 

[KEM10]

After the champaign I cannot remember anything, however my phone had a wealth of knowledge telling me that the conversation had something to do with the Enola Gay flying over Great Expectations. Take that Pip.

 

[Rascarin]

I worked for 4 and a half hours in a nightclub, then got punched in the face when some girl wanted to get on the bus before me.