New Zealand Mall Uses Manilow to Scare Teens

[lornb]

Playing The Jonas Brothers in public....

You made me shiver.

 

[God's Clown]

Personally...what they should do is Rick Roll them...

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

They should play Linkin Park. It would repel me.

 

[Galletea]

Managed to get your song related puns in there I see.

Well I think that the idea is interesting, although the noise pollution of Manilow may be worse than a bunch of rowdy teenagers.

 

[Anton P. Nym]

Call me crazy, but I can't see how Barry Manilow's music will stop teenagers acting like ididots.

It won't make them stop acting like idiots, but it will encourage them to act like idiots somewhere else where the nasty geezer music isn't playing. (Starts humming Abba's "The Winner Takes It All".)

-- Steve

 

[captainwolfos]

Call me crazy, but I can't see how Barry Manilow's music will stop teenagers acting like ididots.

I... Actually quite like some of Barry Manilow's songs. I'm not sure if I should be amused or embarassed XD

 

[Huey1000]

Its a shame they couldn't play something better. And I really wanted to visit New Zealand, but this is definitely going to make me rethink my plans.

It could be worse, they could've played Michael fcking Bolton!! You should come to Israel man; get drunk, stoned and laid every MFing day!

 

[Kaymish]

meh dont worry about what christchurch the rest of the country doesnt its the test zone for things that are doomed to fail

 

[The Iron Ninja]

I think that the idea is interesting, although the noise pollution of Manilow may be worse than a bunch of rowdy teenagers.

Ah but you haven't seen our rowdy teenagers.
Christchurch is full of old people anyway, so they wont mind.

 

[nova18]

Whats worse though, teenagers or Mannilow fans?

I can see the headlines now.

"Mannilow gang terrorizes neighbourhood".
"More Mannilow murders".
"Mannilow massacres continue".

It lends itself nicely to a news story.