NEWS: Russian Squirrels Kill Dog!!!

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Yep, it's true. A pack of hungry squirrels in Lazo, a village in the Maritime Territory, (see map below) became irritated when a stray dog started barking at them--and they decided that running away was for wimps. Instead they went "Tasmanian Devil" on the dog and tore it to pieces.

They ate as much as they could before approaching humans scared them away. Observers stated that some of the squirrels ran off with chunks of dog meat to dine on later.


So, anyone who thinking about vacationing in Lazo might want to wear a fine suit of kevlar. Or chain mail.

Link to the story:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm

And here's the story in a spoiler.

Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.
Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.

They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical.

The attack was reported in parkland in the centre of Lazo, a village in the Maritime Territory, and was witnessed by three local people.

A "big" stray dog was nosing about the trees and barking at squirrels hiding in branches overhead when a number of them suddenly descended and attacked, reports say.


"They literally gutted the dog," local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.

"When they saw the men, they scattered in different directions, taking pieces of their kill away with them."

Mikhail Tiyunov, a scientist in the region, said it was the first he had ever heard of such an attack.

While squirrels without sources of protein might attack birds' nests, he said, the idea of them chewing a dog to death was "absurd".

"If it really happened, things must be pretty bad in our forests," he added.

Komosmolskaya Pravda notes that in a previous incident this autumn chipmunks terrorised cats in a part of the territory.

A Lazo man who called himself only Mikhalich said there had been "no pine cones at all" in the local forests this year.

"The little beasts are agitated because they have nothing to eat," he added.

So...are these feisty squirrels a Cold War hold over from some Top Secret Soviet laboratory? If so then I'd hate to see what the U.S.S.R. managed to do with rabbits! O_O
 

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Shouldn't it be "squirrels" in the title? One squirrel killing a dog is more impressive than an angry squirrel mob killing one.
 

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thaluikhain said:
Shouldn't it be "squirrels" in the title? One squirrel killing a dog is more impressive than an angry squirrel mob killing one.
It read "Russian Squirrel pack kills dog".

I edited for simplicity's sake.
 

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Copper Zen said:
thaluikhain said:
Shouldn't it be "squirrels" in the title? One squirrel killing a dog is more impressive than an angry squirrel mob killing one.
It read "Russian Squirrel pack kills dog".

I edited for simplicity's sake.
Oops, I thought it said "Russian squirrel kills pack dog".
 

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A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical.
It's not just scientists who are sceptical, I don't believe it either.

For something so amazing that apparently happened in 2005, you'd think by now that something more would have been made of this extraordinary occurrence.

If this story is true, then 8 years is a long time for nobody to do any kind of follow up report or study in order to learn more about what caused these squirrels to kill a dog (or for this pack of killer squirrels to do something else newsworthy).

Then again lots of weird things happen in isolated rural locations in the extremities of Russia, so I suspect people have been too busy dealing with vampires, werewolves, UFOs and the Baba Yaga to worry about carnivorous squirrels.