"Gather round kids *snort, spit*, let ol' pops tell you a story. Back way when, thems USB didn't always fit. Oh golly no... didn't have no fancy new fangled double sided USB. We had to make do with one side... and I'll tell yer... seemed like the wrong side was always the first one you tried..."
I was thinking more "you punk kids are spoiled. Why, in my day, we had to walk fifteen miles, through the snow, uphill, barefoot, just to plug in our connectors! And if we plugged them in the wrong way, it was another trip!"