Nicknames...

[Beffudled Sheep]

I have been given a lot.
My favourites are
Baby Frankenstein
Shenanigans (probably spelled wrong)
Jester Lord
Cheese
Big John
and D-Bag McCoy.
I miss being called those names.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

I've had a few nicknames, but nothing that's ever stuck. The first three were given to me by my sensei from my old martial arts dojo.

Tight Gi Guy - Rather self explanatory. When I first got my jiujitsu gi (uniform), I had a tendency of tying it really tight because otherwise the belt would fall off.

Boner - Not what you think. I had cut a lot of weight for a martial arts competition (going from 6'1" and 175lbs to 6'1 and 149lbs), resulting in my bony frame becoming an annoyance against people I sparred with in grappling.

The Guy Who Doesn't Tap - This one was given to me for my tendancy to test my pain threshold and see how much pain I could take before tapping out from submissions. This usually resulted in my face turning purple from being choked.

The Human Dictionary - In grade 7 and 8, I had a dictionary in my school desk that I would look at whenever I heard a word I didn't know. I would also flaunt my vocabulary by using complicated words in my schoolwork. I was eventually asked if I read the dictionary every night, and given the aforementioned nickname.

 

[Nugma]

My friends call me Jones, real name being Nicklas.

 

[ExaltedK9]

How about 2 letters? F U

YOUR IMPOLITENESS WAS UNCALLED FOR AND VERY MEAN

I'm going to go find religion so I can pray against you.

So this was all it took?

Come back! I want to change yooooouuuuuuuuu!!!!

EDIT: wait...you don't pray againts people. It was always my understanding that you prayed FOR them, in with case thank you. (I win)

 

[SilkySkyKitten]

I don't have many nicknames, but there is one guy who was in my Electronics class back in freshman year and currently is in my AP European History class who often calls me "Thad Jarvis". Apparently to him I resemble the character from the Guitar Hero episode of South Park with the same name, thus he often refers to me by that name.

 

[The_Healer]

Usually just Heal.

Used to be nicknamed Big D though...

 

[Pifflestick]

My nickname for all of elementary school was '******'.

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

Frenchy/Francais/Francois/Frenchness/Other variation.

I reckon you can guess why I "earned" this nickname.

 

[MintyNinja]

God i hate this name so much, but everyone calls me it.... Willy....(ARRRGH)


My name is WILLIAM!!! WHY? I don't want some stupid fucking retards calling me something that resembles a penis..
I hate society so much I could kill someone....


I guess I won't be posting here anymore... I'll be in jail by tomorrow for my assault and battery charges.

Seriously, I can't blame you. But ever since I've watched the movie Blown Away (bomb squad action flick, entertaining), I'd have to call you Liam, with a badly faked Irish accent!

 

[Whoolpurse]

Batman. Because I all of a sudden does something insanely awesome to prevent someone getting hit in the face with a ball, falling over and etc, happened twice this week already.

 

[Danik93]

well everyone call me by my lastname Dahlberg or Dalis for short

 

[ExaltedK9]

Lets see...

Harry Potter - Many people say I look like Harry Potter. It's self explanatory. (I still don't see it)
Potter - see above
Jew - I'm jewish, woo...
Wej - Jew backwards...
Freshjew - when I was a freshman and jewish, see a pattern?
seasle - I honestly don't have a clue...
B - Shortening of my name. I think I'm destined to be a 1-letter name, really.

People like to identify me by my religion despite my hatred towards religion. Oh well..

Alot of people call me Harry Potter too. I don't see it either.

Another variant would be Harry pot-head.

God I hated junior high...

 

[ExaltedK9]

So this was all it took?

Come back! I want to change yooooouuuuuuuuu!!!!

EDIT: wait...you don't pray againts people. It was always my understanding that you prayed FOR them, in with case thank you. (I win)

Maybe in the boring religions, you do.

I'm looking for something like voodoo.
Except I want it to actually work.

So I'm thinking of "Gunism." "Gangstaism."
It's pretty straightforward: Thou Shalt Not Tolerate Motherfuckers In Yo Crib, Thou Shalt Tilt Yo Gun Sideways Before Capping A Fool, et cetera.

So your previous attempts at voodooism haven't worked? Oh, and you forgot a commandment.

*Thalt shalt not try to be Slim Shady.*

 

[Barky13]

Barky's my nickname but it's used far more often than my real name (mostly because I hate it). Outside of my family nobody calls me Cameron.

 

[BuckminsterF]

Kyle, I've no idea why...

 

[WittyName]

One of my friends refers to me as "old bean"...

 

[You_have_a_name]

Patrick xD

 

[Gizmo]

People generally call me by my first name however sometimes i get Snap or Power (power being my last name and snap being what i game with generally)

All in all I don't mind.

But a guy on my football team got nicknamed pebbles from the Flintstones because he was about as useful as baby pebbles when he first starting playing and that stuck so i feel bad for him.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

One of my friends calls me Aqua Man and thats about it for nicknames in my school/town/state.

 

[Hokutan]

Usually i'm referred to as
Max but most girls call me Maxy or Maxwell and some dudes call me maxipad hardly ever though.