Nicknames?

[EightGaugeHippo]

Hi guys and girls, I have just been wondering what funny nicknames you have for your friends, yourself or even characters in games.

I'll get us started then, my best friend's nickname is "The wetman". Odd you might think, but you should see him in a mosh pit, the amount of sweat that guy accumalated in that thing was inhuman, so eversince I have called him "THE WETMAN!"

The funniest nickname I have for a game enemy is "The Dance Commander". I call the Revenant from Doom 2 this because his melee attack looks like a funky boogie.

So, fellow Escapists, what funny nicknames have you given out or recived over the years?
(Please nothing offencive, racist and mean.)

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

There was a girl who came to a party at my old apartment, drank all my Jager and made an ass out of herself all while wearing a yellow dress. I never learned her name, so I just started just calling her Captain Yellow Dress.

I was trying to cock block a friend of mine (not something I normally do, long story), so I told the girl that he brought back with him that he had Monkey AIDS. Somehow the name stuck and we have been calling him Monkey AIDS ever since. He even has it tattooed on him.

 

[Queen Michael]

"Little-guy". Which is ironic considering that I was the biggest guy in the group.

 

[Enemy Of The State]

Blondie. It's the hair. Long, lush blond hair.

 

[Willis_D]

Take the name ''Willy'', and put stuff in front of it. I don't find it too funny, but I can see how others do.

 

[Mr Cwtchy]

My nickname is Pedro because apparently I look like a Spaniard.

As a Welshman, I was rather confused.

 

[Pandalisk]

My nickname is Drinagh (Dree-na), honestly not sure why.

and i nickname all Game Antagonists "Basterds"

 

[Shockolate]

My Nicknames include:

"Pherson" (Fer-sun), which is my last name without the Mc at the front, my last name being McPherson.

"Patchy the pirate", due to my Trichotillomania.

 

[Ironboot]

My name is Zodiac, some people call me Zod.

Creative huh?

 

[LavaLampBamboo]

Spud. Something to do with King Edward potatoes =)

 

[Instant K4rma]

Well, Lennon is one of my personal heroes, which is well known amongst my friends. I also have long hair for a guy to go along with all of my hippie ideals, so all my friends have started calling me JL, meaning John Lennon. I don't mind, I think it's quite a compliment to be named after one of my heroes.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

My first name is Joe, so my nickname is Stalin.

Yay!

 

[AvsJoe]

One of my friends was born with 4 fingers on his right hand so we nicknamed him "Frankie Four Fingers" or "Frankie" for short (cookie for obvious reference).

 

[Aiden_the-Joker1]

My name is Aiden and all my friends call me aids and yes they are my friends I let them call me that.

 

[skitzo van]

We have an assortment: Twinkie Man, Gingis, Hobis, Fobbit, and mine: Santa Christ

 

[Scde2]

Well I had two in high school.
Cole Train because my name is Cole (Even though I am not a big black guy)
And Emoboy...Shouldn't have to explain that one.

But other than that...No I don't.

 

[Generator]

I once nicknamed a girl Wiggles for much less perverted reasons than you probably think. See, we were all picking out Pokémon names, and I decided that hers should be Wigglytuff; Wiggles is just the shorter version of that. And the name stuck, as most of my friends now call her that.

 

[Penguinness]

Extremely harsh:

My brother's mate was stabbed in the hand by some 20 year olds with knives for no reason. For a while after my brother's mates nicknamed him Stabby, or Stabby McHand.

 

[hottsaucekid]

Ive been called Hottsaucekid for the better half of my life. when i got my first xbox i wanted xbox live and someone suggested hotsaucekid because i drink hot sauce (sick isnt it?) i accidentally put two t's and its stuck with every username ive ever had. people actually call me hottsauce in school. some people turn thier head like "wtf?" but it doesnt bother me too much.

 

[Sebenko]

I once had the nickname "May", after James May of Top Gear. Apparently I looked like him in my school days.