Nicolas Cage is Left Behind in New Trailer
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I feel like the parody (This Is the End) has already come out and been successful before the actual movie.
Man I feel bad. I almost want to start up a collection for the guy. I'm just hopping this is a Neddard Stark, "I just died to prove shit just got real. Now let me cash my check and slink off so I can pretend I wasn't here." role.
On second thought, this film DOES open on my birthday. Could Nicholas Cage as the Anti-Christ be the crazy-eyed gift that keeps on giving? That i'd be tempted to pay to see.
On second thought, this film DOES open on my birthday. Could Nicholas Cage as the Anti-Christ be the crazy-eyed gift that keeps on giving? That i'd be tempted to pay to see.
Shouldn't a good man be part of the Rapture? He should, right?
Yes.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Unless, of course, it's somehow been somehow misfiled.
Misfiled?
Yes, misfiled. Sometimes somebody puts a soul in the wrong file and it's misfiled. It makes it much harder to find.
Who? Who? Who do you mean, who? How could somebody MISFILE something? What could be easier? It's all alphabetical. You just PUT it IN the right file! According to ALPHABETICAL ORDER! You know - A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
Rayford...
H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P!
Rayford...
Q, R, S, T, U, V!
Oh Rayford...
W, X, Y, Z! Huh? That's ALL you have to DO!
Very good, you know your alphabet.
I never misfiled ANYTHING! Not ONCE, not ONE TIME! I wanna know WHO DID!
I cannot possibly tell you that!
You can't?
No, I can't.
Huh - and you call yourself a psychiatrist.
That and...
Am I getting THROUGH to you, God!
...would get me over the line. To this day I can't tell if Cage is a genius or a trainwreck, possibly he is both
Yes.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Unless, of course, it's somehow been somehow misfiled.
Misfiled?
Yes, misfiled. Sometimes somebody puts a soul in the wrong file and it's misfiled. It makes it much harder to find.
Who? Who? Who do you mean, who? How could somebody MISFILE something? What could be easier? It's all alphabetical. You just PUT it IN the right file! According to ALPHABETICAL ORDER! You know - A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
Rayford...
H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P!
Rayford...
Q, R, S, T, U, V!
Oh Rayford...
W, X, Y, Z! Huh? That's ALL you have to DO!
Very good, you know your alphabet.
I never misfiled ANYTHING! Not ONCE, not ONE TIME! I wanna know WHO DID!
I cannot possibly tell you that!
You can't?
No, I can't.
Huh - and you call yourself a psychiatrist.
That and...
Am I getting THROUGH to you, God!
...would get me over the line. To this day I can't tell if Cage is a genius or a trainwreck, possibly he is both
The. Fuck.
Not only are they making this tripe but its a reboot?
At least there'll be some half decent meme fodder from it.
Not only are they making this tripe but its a reboot?
At least there'll be some half decent meme fodder from it.
Does Nick Cage play the Antichrist?
Because that would be the greatest movie ever, Nick Cage as the Antichrist.
Because that would be the greatest movie ever, Nick Cage as the Antichrist.
Heh, I remember watching the first movie with my christian fundie father a few years ago.... yeah, even some huge nostalgia goggles won't block out the mountains of shit that that movie threw at me.
Now, I'm almost a 100% that I'm going to enjoy this movie in a very, very ironic fashion. I mean, it's perfect!!! We got Nicolas Cage playing in an adaptation of a christian fundamentalist book. What is there not to enjoy???!!!
Now, I'm almost a 100% that I'm going to enjoy this movie in a very, very ironic fashion. I mean, it's perfect!!! We got Nicolas Cage playing in an adaptation of a christian fundamentalist book. What is there not to enjoy???!!!
On the upside, if it's adapted for modern audiences then maybe this version will have less brazen misogyny and less of a flaming douchebag for a hero.
Maybe they'll also stop using the "atheism = stupidity" for a writing crutch every time they want someone to make an obvious mistake.
Maybe they'll also stop using the "atheism = stupidity" for a writing crutch every time they want someone to make an obvious mistake.
Or Leaving Las Vegas , The Rock , Con Air (no high cinema but fun), Adaptation , Mother Fking Kick-Ass!!.
The guy can be an amazing actor, I feel like people like him need someone who will guide them into the right kind of movies. What he does he does better than anyone else, he just needs to get the right spots and he shines.
The guy can be an amazing actor, I feel like people like him need someone who will guide them into the right kind of movies. What he does he does better than anyone else, he just needs to get the right spots and he shines.
"OH, NO! NOT THE RAPTURE! NOT THE RAPTURE! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, IT'S IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!"
._.BrotherRool said:
I had heard the series was bad, but WOW, that is wrong on so many levels. Also, once the baby is out of the hole, it isn't really abortion anymore. >_>
Did the series ever explain what happened to the unborn babies during the Rapture? Did they get Left Behind?
Also, why did all the clothes neatly fold themselves up. Was GOD really so concerned about leaving everything behind in a tidy pile when he seems utterly unconcerned if the PLANE was going to crash or not?
This movie is clearly 100% fiction.
I mean, really, if I were God, I'd take Nick Cage to heaven and abandon everyone ELSE.
I mean, really, if I were God, I'd take Nick Cage to heaven and abandon everyone ELSE.
Perhaps this is for ironic humour?...Maybe?
Oh who am i kidding? This whole idea is terrible. Cage may be able to Cage his way out, but i saw Drive Angry. You just cant Cage your way out of everything.
However, after being forced to watch Ballistica recently, though cage isnt in it, it will certainly make the turdiest of movie turds seem like a creative bouquet of floral freshness in comparision. It truly scarred me. So it should scar everyone else too!
Oh who am i kidding? This whole idea is terrible. Cage may be able to Cage his way out, but i saw Drive Angry. You just cant Cage your way out of everything.
However, after being forced to watch Ballistica recently, though cage isnt in it, it will certainly make the turdiest of movie turds seem like a creative bouquet of floral freshness in comparision. It truly scarred me. So it should scar everyone else too!