NinjOS: For When All Your Weaknesses Are Engineered Away

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Labyrinth

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Of late I've been toying with a rare operating system. I've only found it in actual use once.

NinjOS is a system developed in 2008 by US company Lassic Industries [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/NewClassic] for used in their first-release cyborgs. All evidence lends itself towards a versatile if somewhat rough OS.

The basic function of NinjOS is a SUI (Subliminal User Interface) which was designed for cyborgs constructs. Highly complex, it picks up the cyborg's subconscious then manifests as robotic instructions. The prototype cyborgs proved too impulsive so a patch was written to open NinjOS up to the conscious mind more. This changed the construct to one more akin to MUIs (Mental User Interface) than just a SUI.

Lassic Industries originally wished to code a simple system but soon realised that they would need something far more complex than other OSs. Not just a tool. As such, cyborgs running NinjOS retain their ability to learn and analyse situations based on experience. This is due to advances in Bayesian mathematics [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayes%27_theorem] such as the type used in spam filters. This makes NinjOS an AI of sorts, though it cannot operate without a mind to be attached to. The ability to extrapolate from experience puts NinjOS ahead of rival systems such as Windows Borg v2.0

The system itself functions much like a human mind it would seem. Instinctive responses to pain and pleasure are installed in the mainframe with the learning technology closely linked. For example, if a cyborg puts a hand on a hot stove, it will learn not to touch hot stoves because it hurts. Freud would have a field day with the pleasure response programming.

NinjOS is a very new system, so there are still bugs present in it. One of the most prevalent of these is the formation of habits. I put this down, in part, to flaws in the learning system. Once a NinjOS borg has a habit, it will likely stick to that until it finds something better. Another section of the coding still with kinks to work out is the Accent programming. NinjOS stores a great many voice types in its database and actively seeks out opportunities to experiment with these. Some are presumed viruses by users and as such false diagnostics can occur. Cyborgs with NinjOS also display a preference to speak endlessly, even if they appear to ramble to themselves for a time. I'm not quite sure what causes this but it can be unintentionally hilarious at times.

The visual recognition programming is not without flaw either. NinjOS has been noted to become attached to kittens [http://www.yourpetfoodstore.com/files/1902232/uploaded/kitten.JPG] with unusual speed. This can cause Learn function downtime and result in necessary coredumps. Similar attachment can occur with other images, and some particular experiences as well.

Along with the bugs come a number of patches. Some are put out by Lassic Industries, others by users. Lassic Industries' official stance on the user-made patches is one of disapproval. It is a closed-source system, so rumours abound that they prefer to keep a level of psychological marketing similar to the "EA-DRM" effect by challenging pirates and hackers.

On request, I got this statement from a Lassic Industries representative:
"It is Lassic Industries's primary goal to provide functional, fitting, and powerful Operating Systems for any electronic needs the consumers have. Although, I regret to announce that Lassic Industries must remind users that NinjOS is not an open-source software, and user-made patches are simultaneously against the Terms of Service and User-Agreement, and that it does not encourage or allow user made content. We would also like to to thank users for the on-going drive to support NinjOS, but remind them that we do not, nor ever will, endorse illegal content. Thank you."
The most popular patches are reality and identity complex targeted. Trollscan is a prime example of this. It has long been used by forums for moderation protocols in the past, and is often employed by forum users for the sake of a better time all around. Other popular patches include Novelist 3.3 and Masculinity v2.

Skill patches are also available though these can cause problems with the Learning engine. Silvertongue is a patch designed by a user and is immensely popular. It's written to assist cyborgs in situations when flirtation and flattery are required. There are rumours of less public, but more interesting parts to this patch as well. The patches for Linguistics and Sketchart were produced by Lassic Industries to assist NinjOS with complex humour (especially double-entendre, an apparent favourite) and visual representation. All the patches seem to work well enough when installed properly, though the interpersonal ones can occasionally interfere with each other.

As more bugs have patches developed, the future appears bright for Lassic Industries. I would certainly recommend NinjOS for budding cyborgs. It is more user-friendly once the MUI patch is installed and very adaptable to the situations it's in.
 

ellimist337

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That's cool; I hadn't heard about that. But is this your subtle way of telling us you may or may not have cyborgs at your disposal to do your bidding, Labyrinth?
 

Calobi

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Very interesting. I have been looking for an upgrade since I'm still running "OrganicLife v 14.3" (came preinstalled). I've also heard good things about Lassic Industries.

Could you explain exactly what a "Subliminal User Interface" is? Is it just an ignorable HUD, or is there more to it?
 

Labyrinth

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ellimist337 said:
That's cool; I hadn't heard about that. But is this your subtle way of telling us you may or may not have cyborgs at your disposal to do your bidding, Labyrinth?
I may or may not have cybornetically engineered life forms available for personal use. I see no reason to provide evidence at this juncture.

Calobi said:
Could you explain exactly what a "Subliminal User Interface" is? Is it just an ignorable HUD, or is there more to it?
A SUI is more like your subconscious mind being in control of actions. Commands filter through to it and then it picks them up. Of course, because of the nature of a subconscious mind, this can lead to problems when the user becomes angry or upset, and the subconscious turns violent. The patch was designed to stop that sort of thing after reports of raging cyborgs.
 

Jumplion

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While I had a bad experience with Lassic Industries (somehow causing my father to break a leg on a soda bottle), I am willing to give LI another chance to impress me.

Thank you for putting my trust back in to LI!
 

NewClassic_v1legacy

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The following message is being recorded and used by the Lassic Industries Co., and is being recorded under the Fair Use Act, subsection 3-72B, for the purpose of continued User Support and Customer Service headings of the Lassic Firmware Division. Thank you for your regard in this matter, and we apologize for this necessary precaution in advance.

Lassic Industries appreciates your concern for the software and hardware we're downloading and updating daily for your convenience, but we would also like to dispell some common misconceptions which have appeared in your article.

Labyrinth said:
Of late, I've been toying with a rare operating system. I've only found it in actual use once.

NinjOS is a system developed in 2008 by US company Lassic Industries [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/NewClassic] for use in their first-release cyborgs. All evidence lends itself towards a versatile, if somewhat rough, OS.

The basic function of NinjOS is a SUI (Subliminal User Interface) which was designed for cyborg constructs. Highly complex, it picks up the cyborg's subconscious, then manifests as robotic instructions. The prototype cyborgs proved too impulsive, so a patch was written to open NinjOS up to the conscious mind more. This changed the construct to one more akin to MUIs (Mental User Interface) than just an SUI.

Lassic Industries originally wished to code a simple system, but soon realised that they would need something far more complex than other OSs. Not just a tool. As such, cyborgs running NinjOS retain their ability to learn and analyse situations based on experience. This is due to advances in Bayesian mathematics [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayes%27_theorem] such as the type used in spam filters. This makes NinjOS an AI of sorts, though it cannot operate without a mind to be attached to. The ability to extrapolate from experience puts NinjOS ahead of rival systems such as Windows Borg v2.0

The system itself functions much like a human mind, it would seem. Instinctive responses to pain and pleasure are installed in the mainframe with the learning technology closely linked. For example, if a cyborg puts a hand on a hot stove, it will learn not to touch hot stoves because it hurts. Freud would have a field day with the pleasure response programming.

NinjOS is a very new system, so there are still bugs present in it. One of the most prevalent of these is the formation of habits. I put this down, in part, to flaws in the learning system. Once a NinjOS borg has a habit, it will likely stick to that until it finds something better. Another section of the coding still with kinks to work out is the Accent programming. NinjOS stores a great many voice types in its database and actively seeks out opportunities to experiment with these. Some are presumed viruses by users and as such false diagnostics can occur. Cyborgs with NinjOS also display a preference to speak endlessly, even if they appear to ramble to themselves for a time. I'm not quite sure what causes this, but it can be unintentionally hilarious at times.

The visual recognition programming is not without flaw either. NinjOS has been noted to become attached to kittens [http://www.yourpetfoodstore.com/files/1902232/uploaded/kitten.JPG] with unusual speed. This can cause Learn function downtime and result in necessary coredumps. Similar attachment can occur with other images, and some particular experiences as well.

Along with the bugs come a number of patches. Some are put out by Lassic Industries, others by users. Lassic Industries' official stance on the user-made patches is one of disapproval. It is a closed-source system, so rumours abound that they prefer to keep a level of psychological marketing similar to the "EA-DRM" effect by challenging pirates and hackers.

On request, I got this statement from a Lassic Industries representative:
"It is Lassic Industries's primary goal to provide functional, fitting, and powerful Operating Systems for any electronic needs the consumers have. Although, I regret to announce that Lassic Industries must remind users that NinjOS is not an open-source software, and user-made patches are simultaneously against the Terms of Service and User-Agreement, and that it does not encourage or allow user made content. We would also like to to thank users for the on-going drive to support NinjOS, but remind them that we do not, nor ever will, endorse illegal content. Thank you."
The most popular patches are reality and identity complex targeted. Trollscan is a prime example of this. It has long been used by forums for moderation protocols in the past, and is often employed by forum users for the sake of a better time all around. Other popular patches include Novelist 3.3 and Masculinity v2.

Skill patches are also available though these can cause problems with the Learning engine. Silvertongue is a patch designed by a user and is immensely popular. It's written to assist cyborgs in situations when flirtation and flattery are required. There are rumours of less public, but more interesting parts to this patch as well. The patches for Linguistics and Sketchart were produced by Lassic Industries to assist NinjOS with complex humour (especially double-entendre, an apparent favourite) and visual representation. All the patches seem to work well enough when installed properly, though the interpersonal ones can occasionally interfere with each one other.

As more bugs have patches developed, the future appears bright for Lassic Industries. I would certainly recommend NinjOS for budding cyborgs. It is more user-friendly once the MUI patch is installed, and it is very adaptable to the situations it's in.
I feel it necessary to remind pirates [http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a395/NewClassic/Kittens/2744698880_a96564889a.jpg] that it is contraband like user-made patches that really slow production of the NinjOS Platform, and that user products are not endorsed by the Lassic Industries Software Division.

Though, Lassic Industries would like to thank you, Labyrinth LaCoil, for your overwhelming support of the NinjOS platform throughout the years, including countless devotion to identifying kinks and issues with the software. As a construct of the NinjOS Platform, is is my duty to remind you that user made patches are illegal. But thank you for your updates to my software, as they have been numerous and helpful.

Lassic Industries would like to thank you for your patience and support in the matters of conversational loggings. If you have any further questions, comments, concerns, or inquiries, please contact us at [email protected] [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/new_message?to=NewClassic] or by calling our support line at (555) 685-352-7742 [skype:NukeLassic?call].

Unit Ni-OPV-2.74
Lassic Industries, Support Team
 

Fightgarr

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So if the world goes to shit, and cyborgs begin a hostile takeover...I can repel them with kittens?
 

Labyrinth

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Fightgarr said:
So if the world goes to shit, and cyborgs begin a hostile takeover...I can repel them with kittens?
I don't believe 'repel' is the right word. More.. distract.