Nintendo Hates Justin Bieber

[Danpascooch]

"aw C'mon Nintendo! Y won't u let us use the Mario theme for 15 secs in the @Justinbieber movie," director Jon M. Chu wrote on Twitter [http://twitter.com/jonmchu/status/26408114655858688]. "talk about free advertising passed up. Oops"

... seriously? What is the director, 14?

No, a ten year old can do MUCH better than that.

I love how he used "y" instead of "why" but still capitalized it since it was the beginning of a sentence, as if that particular facet of grammar is important.

 

[JediMB]

We love you Nintendo.

And I love your avatar, Kirbycade (カービケイド, kābikeido).

 

[JordanXlord]

oh god....a justin Bieber movie?


HollyWood...congratz your a freakin retard...


First the Jonas Brothers now this...Ozzy Ozbourne...want to help me kill that Gaytard?


Ozzy: SHARROOONNNN!!!!!!

JordanXlord: um...i'll take that as a yes?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

A good decision here. Mario= Good, Justin Bieber= Total waste of music, time, money and sperm.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Chu: We would like to license the Super Mario Bros. theme for our movie please.
Nintendo: Alright, let's get talking. So, what movie are we talking about?
Chu: Justin Bieb...
Nintendo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No. *Hangs up phone*

 

[Senaro]

"aw C'mon Nintendo! Y won't u let us use the Mario theme for 15 secs in the @Justinbieber movie," director Jon M. Chu wrote on Twitter [http://twitter.com/jonmchu/status/26408114655858688]. "talk about free advertising passed up. Oops"

... seriously? What is the director, 14?

No, a ten year old can do MUCH better than that.

I love how he used "y" instead of "why" but still capitalized it since it was the beginning of a sentence, as if that particular facet of grammar is important.

Especially considering he forgot to capitalize the rest of his sentences that were actual words.

More people are fans of Nintendo than Justin anyways, and have been for decades.

 

[Tipsy Giant]

In rejecting the offer Nintendo has just received some amazing free advertising

 

[Serenegoose]

This article confused me, since in the UK, "Beeb" is a very common way of referring to the BBC, and I kept trying to work out what they had to do with this movie.

 

[JordanXlord]

I love it. Nintendo's new slogan: "we may market to kids at times, but at least we're not idiotic Justin Bieber fans!"

Justin Bieber: Never Say Never hits theaters on February 11. Don't miss it!

I'm contemplating what horrendous torture I should inflict upon you for typing out that sentence.

looks like we found another member for the Anti-Justin Bieber Alliance....WE SHALL KILL THAT WASTE OF LIFE

 

[Blind Sight]

Well I'm not exactly surprised that the director of the Justin Bieber movie has poor twitter grammar and very little knowledge of what Nintendo actually does.

 

[Orcboyphil]

What the hell does Aunty have anything to do with either Justin Beiber or Nintendo?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Daystar Clarion approves: +9001

Ninty has still got it.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Ha! This is the best thing Nintendo has ever done.

 

[GeorgW]

Oh my God, there's a movie??? That's it, I must destroy humanity.
Good for nintendo not stooping so low, and if they do hate him, that just makse me love nintendo.
Man, that director sounds like an incomtetent, juvenile dummy. But who else would make that shit?

 

[mireko]

Good job, Nintendo.

While you may not make a lot of original IP anymore, you're still a force for good in this cold, uncaring universe.

 

[Danpascooch]

"aw C'mon Nintendo! Y won't u let us use the Mario theme for 15 secs in the @Justinbieber movie," director Jon M. Chu wrote on Twitter [http://twitter.com/jonmchu/status/26408114655858688]. "talk about free advertising passed up. Oops"

... seriously? What is the director, 14?

No, a ten year old can do MUCH better than that.

I love how he used "y" instead of "why" but still capitalized it since it was the beginning of a sentence, as if that particular facet of grammar is important.

Especially considering he forgot to capitalize the rest of his sentences that were actual words.

More people are fans of Nintendo than Justin anyways, and have been for decades.

Especially considering he hasn't even been AROUND for "decades"

 

[Formica Archonis]

Food for thought: Justin Bieber is younger than the Super Nintendo.

 

[squid5580]

C'mon Reggie get on twitter and post back with "cuz Mario has standards"

 

[Jaebird]

Yeah, because Mario totally needs more advertising.

Seriously, who the hell hasn't heard of Mario yet?

If you want a snarky answer, unborn children. Give it a few years, and Nintendo will find a way around the barrier of the womb.

But yeah; this director is an idiot to think Nintendo would want anything to do with movies (Scott Pilgrim film, aside).

 

[Reed Spacer]

See?

Nintendo can do things right.