No. Fuckin. Way

[O277]

You mean Opal Fruits?

This = Win good sir *tips hat*

 

[hippykiller]

nah you're buddha

can i be Allah?

nope. cause thats me

dammit! fine than i get to be Thor.

 

[T-Bone24]

If you were Jesus, surely it would be the ones you liked.

Yes, therefore he's Satan.

 

[TheBarefootBandit]

I could do with some starburst.

 

[captainwillies]

nah you're buddha

can i be Allah?

you do know who Allah actually is right?

he's the Arab god.

you do realize that Allah actually just means "god" in Arabic (its a translation). and in fact the Islamic people and Christian people worship the same god. the main difference being Christians say Christ was the holy of holies' (did i spell that right?) and the Islamic people say "Muhammad was the greatest". but the funny thing is the Islamic people still acknowledge Jesus as a Prophet and of being great worth, they just don't worship him as the "son".

You heard correct, the east and west both pray to the same god to destroy their enemies. ah religion :3

 

[lukemdizzle]

nah you're buddha

can i be Allah?

no you are Buddha. these are the rules

well than who the hell are you going to be?

Spoiler

cthulhu

 

[Snotnarok]

Can I marry you?




...What I felt like making it weirder.
...That's as weird as I'll go, seeya!

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.... slow down. You don't like the red ones?! :O

He's Inhuman! I kid.

I got 3 sprites from a vending machine, for the price of 1.

I am good.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Let's make this productive and show the actual odds this may happen, if only to dissuade this fellow that he might be the second coming.

Red, pink, orange and yellow in regular Starburst means 4 colors. This means the base odds of matching 2 colors from any of the four in a mini-pack are 1 in 4, or 25%, or 0.25.

Now, the chance that this would happen twice (again, with any two colors matching, not specific ones, like only 2 reds), is 0.25 x 0.25, which is 0.0625, or 6.3% percent rounded to nearest 0.1%.

Do that again, 0.0625 x 0.25, and you've got the chance this would happen 3 times in a row: 0.015625, or 1.6% rounded to the nearest 0.1%.

What that all means is that the odds of that happening are a little over 1 in 100. That's just not very amazing or special, I'm afraid to say.

Thanks for reading and remember, math is fun, it's homework that kills!

I have to say this.

"Too Right You!"

(Math is fun! Homework.... not so much.... well not at all.)

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

I don't like reds

It's like you're not even human. O_O

Erm, the freakiest thing? Well...there's only one thing but I shouldn't post.

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

If you were Jesus, they would have turned into wine.

The freakiest thing that happened to me this week was getting a fever and bad cough (probably H1N1, as it's before the normal flu season and my community's being hit pretty hard) after denouncing H1N1 as a passing craze several times. INSTANT KARMA!

It was actually pretty funny, because at night I couldn't sleep and was trying to get my blanket flat, as the crumpling was making it hard for my fragile mind to sleep. Then I must have gone delirious or something, because I thought I needed to make a lightning bolt and waving my blanket would generate electricity. It ruined my flatness and I had to start all over. Boo-hoo.

 

[hippykiller]

nah you're buddha

can i be Allah?

no you are Buddha. these are the rules

well than who the hell are you going to be?

Spoiler

cthulhu

yes well you have successfully kicked my ass. im am now going to kill myself. good day.