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axia777

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I would dare to say in reality this is a very international web site. Sure the offices, as far a I know, are in America but many of the official contributors are from all over the planet.

BTW, I love many things from Canada. Bioware is a gift from Canada to the world. Also my favorite band Skinny Puppy is from Vancouver. Some of the world's greatest comedians are also from Canada. I also consider Canada to be more progressive in many important social policies than America. Universal Health Care is a prime example.
 

PurpleRain

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(Puts hand over heart) Oh something Canada! Something, something, mumble.
Great anthem you guys.

Canada rocks. Also, it's not just Canada that suffers from The Escapist self-centered American pigdog ways! Australia misses out of all the goodies too.
 

zacaron

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I live in Canada ON ftr and I have actualy won one of the escapist contests they mailed me the prize in about 3 months or so.
TheNecroswanson said:
Khell_Sennet said:
Americans need these little contests to keep their citizens happy, occupied, and not thinking about moving to Canada (Because we rock).
And wrinkly, and old. and angry. And possibly constipated.
well you tend to look like that when you spend your free time punching out polar bears and being awesome in general.
 

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Khell_Sennet said:
Americans need these little contests to keep their citizens happy, occupied, and not thinking about moving to Canada (Because we rock).
oh shit
 

Glerken

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rated pg said:
Y'know, being able to participate in this Escapist contests would reaaaally be good so we could bribe our ice spider overlords with something to keep them off our backs (giving us time to begin the REVOLUTION). Anyone else frustrated at looking at beautiful contest ads on the Escapist only to click on them and go "Oh sorry, US only"?
Believe me, if I win the HDTV and Xbox, I will give it to you if you want to trade places.
 

Masika

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I do understand that there are different laws and things that concern it. It's REALLY ANNOYING that I found an AMAZING scholarship that was suited perfectly to me. US only... I know that's not for the escapist, but it went with the theme.
 

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"Hey you want to hear a funny joke, the Canadian Military."
On-topic: That seems like complete crap to me.
 

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Resistance205 said:
Chickenlittle said:
-500º Fahrenheit (-295 C)

Hell freezes over.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
Hehe. Nice one!

And anyways, why does Ireland not get anything!? Every country supposadly loves us, but when it comes to us actually being involved in stuff, we are givin the cold shoulder!
Being involved is bad. Staying low allows your country to escape the economic downturn undetected.
 

Ionami

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Khell_Sennet said:
Americans need these little contests to keep their citizens happy, occupied, and not thinking about moving to Canada (Because we rock).

Actually, the government and corporations have to work together to stage these American contests, or else Americans might get bored and demand that we invade Canada. Which would make things slighty awkward for us in the UN after the world noticed.They couldn't survive an invasion here.

Proof:

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart



50º Fahrenheit (10 C)

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

Canadians plant gardens.


35º Fahrenheit (1.6 C)

Italian cars won't start.

Canadians drive with the windows down.


-500º Fahrenheit (-295 C)

Hell freezes over.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.




The first few and the last one are actually true, which makes it pretty funny.
 

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cleverlymadeup said:
Thunderhorse said:
Friggin' Manitoba to North Dakota, and you need a passport! Just to go to the damn duty free!
As you can see, I'm having trouble getting over this.
no you don't, just a driver's license and a birth certificate

http://www.ppt.gc.ca/planification/local.aspx?lang=eng

as for the contest thing, except for quebec, most of the rules for contests in canada are pretty easy, at most you have to answer a skill testing question, there is a couple other things like declared value but any lawyer could tell you what's needed. quebec has some other retarded rules like having to pay the tax for it, even if the winner isn't in quebec and some other french only regulations, hence why even canadian contests exclude quebec
Oh geez, I feel like a bit of an idiot taking other peoples word on this one, for so long.
Thanks for the info.
 

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zacaron said:
I live in Canada ON ftr and I have actualy won one of the escapist contests they mailed me the prize in about 3 months or so.
TheNecroswanson said:
Khell_Sennet said:
Americans need these little contests to keep their citizens happy, occupied, and not thinking about moving to Canada (Because we rock).
And wrinkly, and old. and angry. And possibly constipated.
well you tend to look like that when you spend your free time punching out polar bears and being awesome in general.
/sigh....you have to wrestle them before you can just punch them out like that. And don't forget sticking drinking straws into trees and sucking them dry. Thank you Quebec for your contribution to the planet!
 

Dentedgod

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If you guys got rid of all those freaky french speaking Canucks, we might think about letting you in our contests.

I mean, Canada is basically the 51st state anyways. I've been there, its basically a cold California minus the crazy LA people (that is a compliment by the way).
 

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Lukeje said:
Well it is an American site.
That's not entirely the point. Ignoring all the Canada vs. U.S "joking" that is going on, while there are international regulations that still have to be contended with, including Canada in a U.S. sites competition is relatively easy when compared to any other nation on the planet.

The Escapist is either at the size or very near the size where they should begin handling the logistics of this. They have international contributors making the site popular with a significantly international audience. And developing "North American" competitions is a pretty reasonable expectation. For a site that regularly has contests and draws this is definitely a step that would significantly reduce the kind of alienation that results in threads with titles like this and likely increase the value of the business.

In short: yes I feel the lack of love too. It would be a pleasant surprise to see that this issue was being wrestled with which, with all due respect, I don't see at all.
 

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Chickenlittle said:
Resistance205 said:
Chickenlittle said:
-500º Fahrenheit (-295 C)

Hell freezes over.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
Hehe. Nice one!

And anyways, why does Ireland not get anything!? Every country supposadly loves us, but when it comes to us actually being involved in stuff, we are givin the cold shoulder!
Being involved is bad. Staying low allows your country to escape the economic downturn undetected.
Sadly no. Ireland was hit by the recession a while ago. Sadly, we are the same as everywhere else now. I don't think anywhere has been un-affected by it, even Australia was hit!