RTR said:
Half-Life: THe Movie
Directed by Dan Epstein
Christmas 2014
Also, what's with Dan and killing hookers?
I think Half Life would be a summer blockbuster. Lol.
Funny story, me and hookers. Gather around and I'll spin the tail. In college I was the director of photography on a documentary about the Oregon prison work programs. Incidentally it ended up winning an Emmy, so yay for that.
So every week I would finish a class, drive an hour to one of the surrounding prisons, film for the documentary, and then drive back to get to my next class. And when my then girlfriend or anyone for that matter asked where I was, I would say I was in prison that day, or going to jail, or any other permutation of that point. And when my girlfriends jokingly asked why do I keep breaking the law and going to jail every week, I replied "I just can't stop killing hookers!" The joke spread from there.
So there you go, an Emmy award winning hooker killer. Dat's me!