This one needed a NSFW stinger. Also...yeah, Kyle probably should have thought a little harder about his argument before presenting it.
For example: ridiculous matching jumpsuits! Hilarious vaguely Biff-related bullies! Your Goddamn dad is Liam Neeson! Also, nobody has spliced in some genetic code that, with a word, controls your actions or turns off your heart. And let's not forget how awesomely weird your life would be if you grew up in vault 69 (1 man, 999 women). Or if it's your thing, vault 68 (you probably have to be REALLY into gangbangs or man-on-man action though). Also, grow up in Rapture and odds approach 100% that you go crazy and get horribly killed by some dude before age 25 who, as mentioned, murders you with a swarm of bees.
The winner clearly should have been the vaults.