No Right Answer: Who Would Win Fan Submissions

[LG Jargon]

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Just so we're clear, bronies would definitely defeat Beliebers as we already have our own soldiers:

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...and our own weapons:

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Just throwin' that out there.

OT:

Nicki Minaj vs. Lady Gaga
in a barbecue cook-off

GG Allin vs. Rob Zombie
in writing and directing a children's TV program

Stephen Fry vs. Demitri Martin
in a staring contest.

Exactly. We bronies are mostly 20-30-something men, a few of which are in various military organizations; Beliebers are typically pre-teen girls who've rarely (if ever) picked up and/or used a gun. Unless they find a way to weaponize Lisa Frank notebooks, the Beliebers would be fucked.

OT: Steve Austin vs. Dwayne Johnson in a slapfight. No wrestling, punching, kicking, etc. Only slapping.

Jim Sterling vs. Ben Croshaw in a rhyme-off.

Jesus Christ vs. Megatron: Who Could Avoid Their Betrayal(s) Best.

Gilbert Gottfried vs. Bobcat Goldthwait in hosting a cooking show.

 

[loc978]

Who would win?

christian god vs muslim god

in creating stupid people

Christian God, because at least his people have generally stopped killing people in His name. Or because someone says something bad about Him. Or because someone looked at them funny. Or because it was Tuesday.

Wouldn't that be a loss though? Assuming you think the more personal killings are stupidity, as opposed to simply sanctioning extermination via enforced ignorance (personally, I call it a draw)... but I digress.
The contest clearly makes a winner out of the god that creates more stupid people.

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Just so we're clear, bronies would definitely defeat Beliebers as we already have our own soldiers:

Spoiler

...and our own weapons:

Spoiler

Just throwin' that out there.

I was gonna say.... I'm not too familiar with the Belieber scene, but I doubt there are many military trained, combat experienced, heavily armed people among them. Quality combatants and equipment would go a lot further than sheer numbers in a hypothetical WWIII. Hell, I'm familiar enough with the ponies that I'd offer to train their nonmilitary folks in basic marksmanship. Then I'd watch the Belieber trenches with binoculars and popcorn.

I suppose for my addition I'll go with...

Huey Freeman (from the Boondocks) vs. Walter Sobchak (from the Big Lebowski)

...at seducing an aging New York businesswoman.

 

[empirialtank]

Marilyn Monroe vs Angelina Jolie in
a beard growing competition

the Epic Rap Battles of History crew vs the Epic Mealtime crew in
a Lincoln-Douglas style debate over the merits of an independent Palestinian state

Judge Judy vs Judge Dread in
The Kentucky Derby

Miley Cirus vs The Bebier in
a bear knuckle cage match to the death

Godzilla vs Bambi in
who can make the best ad to raise environmental awareness

Saruman vs Voldemort in
Iron Chef battle turnip

 

[Seracen]

Batman vs Wolverine @ Babysitting (if you wish, the baby can be Spawn who's been turned into an infant)

Austin Powers vs The Ladies Man @ being a good wingman...

Arnold Schwartzenegger vs Sylvester Stallone @ a spelling bee contest

Billy Crystal vs Mr. Miyagi @ antique shopping (for PROFIT!!!)

Lindzay Lohan vs Britny Spears @ Miley Cyrus' intervention

Tom Cruise vs Jack Nicolson @ "winning" (as judged by Charlie Sheen)

 

[JenSeven]

Doink the Clown vs. Bozo The Clown
Contest: Party Clowning. Who can keep kids entertained at a birthday party better?

I think that would go to:

Doctor Rockso The Rock and Roll Clown!
(he crashes the party and everyone there)
Also he does cocaine, A LOT of cocaine.

 

[Dak_N_Jaxter]

Metal Gear REX vs ED 209
In a Knitting contest.

Mr. Rogers vs Gandhi
In a contest of World Domination.

 

[JenSeven]

Dante (Devil May Cry) Vs Dante (Dante's Inferno) at ... parallel parking a 1964 Mercedes Benz 600 (W100).
El Presidente (Tropico 4) vs Silvio Berlusconi at ... competitive ferret breeding.
The Boss (Saints Row) vs Rico Rodriguez (Just Cause) at ... setting up a HD recorder and recording an episode of Game Of Thrones on it.
Parker (Red Faction) vs The Worms (Worms games) at ... building a shed.

 

[Jacked Assassin]

My mind has been blown to the fact my fan submission was even mentioned....

....

I wish I could think of another but I guess I would've mentioned it in my previous post, my mind can't think of anything better I want to hear, or.... yeah.... my mind is blown.... Its hard to think right now....

 

[Chindar]

Who Would Win?
Invisible Gandhi vs. Kirby in an eating contest.

 

[dspike]

Skeletor Vs. Batman in a pie eating contest.

Ronald Reagan Vs. Morgan Freeman in who can unjam a copy machine first.

 

[Lunar Templar]

firstly:

Bronies would win that war. Why? Bronies in the military, that's why. We already HAVE trained soldiers, while I'm pretty sure most bebier fans aren't even old enough to drive.

secondly:

Sonic and Tails VS Mario and Luigi, at poker, with the guy from Shatter Hand (NES game) dealing (cause why not?)

Predaking in dragon mode(Transformers Prime) VS The Omega Weapon (Final Fantasy) at competitive line dancing.

John-117 (Master Chief) VS Captain America, who can knit the best afghan!

one more Transformers one

Megatron and Sound Wave VS Optimus Prime and Bumble Bee (All Transformers Prime versions), combination Rap Battle and Break dance competition, With Arcee rocken the turntables, of course.

 

[RariShyZealot]

The Loading ready Runners versus the third street saints in a dance-off.

Dr. Watts (from To the Moon) vs Ezio Auditore da Firenze at stand-up comedy.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Who would win Forever?
Batman vs Pinkie Pie.

 

[K.ur]

James Cameron vs Roland Emmerich

in a lumberjack-contest.

(captcha: chuck norris . . . hm?)

 

[Ferisar]

Prospero vs. Gandalf

At best staff.

also, this made me laugh sufficiently more than usual from anything consumed prior to this moment... Likely due to lack of sleep.

NEVERMIND!

CAPTCHA: come what may

May come what you will, robot.

 

[Joriss]

Bronies can own anything!!!

here's one: USA vs Japan in a wrestling match (no holds barred)

 

[JenSeven]

Dethklok vs Detroit Metal City in a Top Gear cheap second hand car challenge

 

[burningdragoon]

Yoshi vs Kirby at officiating a pie eating contest.

 

[zombiejoe]

Pontius Pilate vs George Washington
Sand eating contest

All of Russia vs All of France
Rock Paper Scissors in the center of the earth.

Duke Nukem vs Doom Guy
Screaming contest