Non pubclubbers - what would you want your title to be

[Pinkamena]

You peasants would only waste the power on frivolous things, like ponies or Deadpool.

I can confirm this.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Iunno, probably something mildly witty, like "is not in right now"
My mind is dull and grey, physically and metaphorically.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

People of the Escapist! Behind you stands a symbol of oppression, The Publishers Club. Where a thousand men have languished under the name of this man, Daystar Clarion, who has been held up to you as the shining example of justice. You have been supplied with a false idol to stop you from tearing down this corrupt website! We take the Escapist from the corrupt, the rich, the oppressors of users who kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you, the users. The Escapist is yours. None shall interfere, do as you please. Start by storming The Publishers Club and take titles for yourselves! Step forward, those who would serve, for an army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests and cast out into the cold forums that we know and endure. Courts will be convened, post counts will be enjoyed. Bans will be shed. The mods will survive as they learn to survive true justice. This great website... it will endure. The Escapist will survive!

 

[DoPo]

People of the Escapist! Behind you stands a symbol of oppression, The Publishers Club. Where a thousand men have languished under the name of this man, Daystar Clarion, who has been held up to you as the shining example of justice. You have been supplied with a false idol to stop you from tearing down this corrupt website! We take the Escapist from the corrupt, the rich, the oppressors of users who kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you, the users. The Escapist is yours. None shall interfere, do as you please. Start by storming The Publishers Club and take titles for yourselves! Step forward, those who would serve, for an army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests and cast out into the cold forums that we know and endure. Courts will be convened, post counts will be enjoyed. Bans will be shed. The mods will survive as they learn to survive true justice. This great website... it will endure. The Escapist will survive!

People shouldn't fear the PubClub members but PubClub members should fear the people!

 

[Esotera]

Probably exactly what my avatar says in two frames, or possibly something stating how superior I am in my pub-club ways. Or alternatively if there's enough space...

Your favourite pet and a stranger are drowning in a lake...

 

[Froggy Slayer]

Your favourite pet and a stranger are drowning in a lake...

God-damnit, man! You can't bring something that traumatic up like that without some warning. I still have PTSD from when those arguments were going on...too many bad memories. Brr.

 

[Jark212]

When I was in the Pub club my title was "Deviously Deviant"...

If I joined up again it would probably be the same...

 

[Lunar Templar]

i donno, most likely

'something witty here'

or something pony or dragon related

 

[MrCollins]

I think like this post is reason enough to change my title to something a lit more..... appropriate.

 

[Samantha Burt]

Probably just "Princess of the Night" or something similar. I lack much creative flair, but I've been dead set on Luna for a decent while now.

 

[uchytjes]

probably something along the lines of "child of the internet"

either that or something that has to do with anime...

 

[Generalissimo]

mine would have to be:

master of disaster

the load

your commander in chief

I WILL NOT DEAL WITH IT

Escapist corsair

or some nonsense like that. i love it all

 

[Basement Cat]

Ah, yes. The vulgar masses are wailing and whining again.

Loathsome vermin!

OT: I joined the PubClub SOLELY for the Custom Titles. I was surprised at what else was available.

Did you peasants know that PubClub members were given FREE passes to Beta test City of Steam mmo?

And then there are the professional masseuses and Tequila parties...

Ah...life is grand in the PubClub...

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

Seeing as how I'm in the Pokemon training mood again, it'd probably be something along the lines of "Steel-type Trainer" or something.

Actually, it would switch depending on which type I'm in the mood to kick ass with. So, it'd either be Steel, Ground or Dragon types.

Also, I totally do NOT have a knight themed Steel-type team. And several concepts for new Pokemon.

 

[chozo_hybrid]

The snarky Metroid fan in me would put "Baby's cry" ironically of course, whilst I liked Other M gameplay wise, the characterization of Samus was... Poorly handled, there, I kept it civil.

Otherwise I'd go with "Morphball and roll out!" As I love Transformers too.

 

[The Funslinger]

'No, I don't find it funny either'

-Because I stopped finding my username funny about three days after I changed it, and it makes me look like a bit of a douche.

But...*sniff*...That's my favorite username on the whole goddamn site T_T

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I honestly have no idea what I'd put mine as, I can't think of anything that's suitable enough and still relates to my username

'Stamping Out Joy'?

OT: Being Pubclub, I'm fairly happy with mine

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I very well should be in Pubclub...I'm guessing people have been expecting me to join for a while now. I've only been active on the forums since 2009 after all! But yeah, if I were in Pubclub I'd probably be something like, "Shibari Executive", "Model of a Scientist Salarian" or, "Plays Super Mario on the Genesis". Something along those lines but more than likely the shibari one because I'm a pervert. A passionate pervert but a pervert none-the-less.

...

are you allowed to change those whenever? Because if that's the case then I'd have one for MAGfest which would likely rotate. It would be "Met (blank)" where blank would be...whoever I met last I guess. Like right now I would have "The One Who Met Linkara" or something.

 

[Dead Seerius]

"Oho, I. Like. THAT." (Workaholics)

Ooooor, literally anything from this video:

(If you're thinking of passing up this video, take a moment to reconsider if you are in need of obscure phrases.)

 

[lacktheknack]

A straightforward question. The rich, and undoubtedly corrupt, pub club members have the ability to set custom titles. They oppress us with the cool things they write under their usernames. But we all know that the power is actually wasted on them, since we can do better.

But - But - Bububut - My title says it all.

 

[Cheesepower5]

I think I'd need to be around here longer to find my true calling. As it were.

Your avatar looks exactly like my art teacher...

I'd probably use "The Samsquanch Revealed" because it's a refererence to funny and internationally known Canadian TV show, and Samsquanch is my IRL nickname. I am a very hairy man.