C'mon, Escapist. Let your inner bard of his leash, feed him spoonfuls of sugar, and write some nonsense for me.
I shall start.
Bong diggity big booby bang go boom
fuzzy zit, zitty jizzy butt, spank a jew.
Duck jacket buck rabbity racket
kick nick knackety smack it
fuck
Here's what I say
when I got nothin to say
but I say anyway,
I say
?I'll have one bread please.
And please, covered with cheese
and no that's no pizz-ah less you got some sauce.
Do you got some sauce??
Skip dippity do hoss
So is it wiener
or wee wee
or pee pee
or poo?
I don't know. I can't tell just by lookin at you.
Bouncy titties
Bouncy titties
Zang
ziggity
chee
chow
ping
pang
pong
pews
chang wang cho
Miley Cyrus is news.
So
spricket and jickett
go
lick it and dick it.
No
just stick it and prick it
and say lemony snicket
ho!
Just look at me
lookin at you
lookin at me
how do you do?
Don't answer that. It's a trick question.
I shall start.
Bong diggity big booby bang go boom
fuzzy zit, zitty jizzy butt, spank a jew.
Duck jacket buck rabbity racket
kick nick knackety smack it
fuck
Here's what I say
when I got nothin to say
but I say anyway,
I say
?I'll have one bread please.
And please, covered with cheese
and no that's no pizz-ah less you got some sauce.
Do you got some sauce??
Skip dippity do hoss
So is it wiener
or wee wee
or pee pee
or poo?
I don't know. I can't tell just by lookin at you.
Bouncy titties
Bouncy titties
Zang
ziggity
chee
chow
ping
pang
pong
pews
chang wang cho
Miley Cyrus is news.
So
spricket and jickett
go
lick it and dick it.
No
just stick it and prick it
and say lemony snicket
ho!
Just look at me
lookin at you
lookin at me
how do you do?
Don't answer that. It's a trick question.