Noob Moves

[ultrachicken]

I accidentally peed in my white garbage can.

...

I was sleep deprived, okay?!

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

Just now.

Coming back from a fancy dinner and I started undoing my tie...... Only to discover the tail was still in the tailholder.

Also, searching "Kittens" on Encyclopedia Dramatica after having it suggested to me. Don't. Just don't.

 

[Nimcha]

lol. Nice. I never had this problem being able to pick locks......*ahem*
Also whats your avatar from?

I have no idea! I just found it randomly on my harddrive.

 

[Sacman]

When I was in a band we were practicing and I went for a jump and spin thing mid song because it seemed like the right moment but my friend on the bass was right net to me and I ended up hitting him in the eye, knocking it out of socket breaking his nose and screwing up my guitar head all in one stupid move... he had to wear an eye patch for like 2 months and I never got my guitar fixed...<.<

and one time in L4D2 I was playing the Parish and at the end I threw a molotov to screw over the survivors behind me but when I went to jump off the edge I missed the bus and fell to be incapacitated and the tank beat me to death while all 3 other people ran to the safety of the helicopter...<.<

 

[PeePantz]

While in a cast and having crutches, peeing sitting down is a lot "cleaner". On a sleepy night, I went to pee, and did the same thing, except I sat right on my balls. When I say sat, I mean more like landed. The cast prevented any ease of sitting and created more of a drop effect. The pain was horrendous.

I'm sorry for laughing out loud at your pain, but that was bloody hilarious XD

No need to be sorry. It was hilarious. I was yelping in pain and laughing at the same time due to the absurdity of it all.

 

[templargunman]

I once mistook heroin for hash. Nothing really more to be said besides worst and best high ever at the same time.

 

[Resin213]

I once thought that some interesting historical event must have happened in the year thirteen thirty seven, which people were referencing.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Once, as a private in the US Army, I was saluted by a Cmd Sgt. Major. He then yelled at me for several minutes and had me do some push ups for having the gall to "Walk like an old man in charge of something".

As a personal failure, during this last semester, I was writing a program that had a bug that seemed impossible to crush. I went through my code line by line. I tested everything. I kept finding where the problem seemed to arise (a nested for loop) but after examining it I discarded that as a possible result. Eventually I would start the cycle again knowing that I had missed something. So, I looked and I looked and I looked. For four hours I repeated this cycle of combing the code, finding the obvious culprit and dismissing the finding after I examined the code. Then, on my forth pass, I noted that my loop should have been variable a + variable b (or something like that) but was, in fact, variable a, variable a. In similar failures I've more than once gone bug hunting because > != <. . .

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

Using a Grenade Launcher in any Call of Duty game ... it must have been a huge noob move, because everybody kept repeating that :')

 

[Revolutionary]

This one time when I was used "Dunky" as thanks. Stopped. LOL'd. Corrected myslef.. "Danke"

And Just today when I was thought my Xbox was screwed up "Ah crap It's Just not recognising the disc". Then my friend pointed out "That's because there is no disc in the tray." /Facepalm.

 

[templargunman]

I once thought that some interesting historical event must have happened in the year thirteen thirty seven, which people were referencing.

It was the start of the 100 year war between England and France...?

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you know what 1337 was and you were joking right there.

 

[zombiestrangler]

Going along with the Call of Duty folks, I've bounced grenades off of street lamps at least ten feet away from me and killed myself. Also in black ops, I kept wondering why my china lake was aiming so slow and was killed several times before I realized I took off Sleight of Hand pro.

 

[Nikolaz72]

I once thought that some interesting historical event must have happened in the year thirteen thirty seven, which people were referencing.

It was the start of the 100 year war between England and France...?

to 1453 yea.. That is quite an important event that shaped a part of western Europe and established for go-- No. It was an utter waste of time.

 

[Iron Lightning]

On my first day as an internet radio DJ I played this song:

I gota lota hate.

 

[blankedboy]

Just now.

Coming back from a fancy dinner and I started undoing my tie...... Only to discover the tail was still in the tailholder.

Also, searching "Kittens" on Encyclopedia Dramatica after having it suggested to me. Don't. Just don't.

But it's so cute! :3
For me, very recently. Instagib Protect on Sauerbraten... basically, the opponent is to touch the enemy team's flag when it's not being carried, everyone spawns with 100 rifle ammo and 1 health. Your flag becomes touchable if you don't pick it up within about 10 seconds of it spawning.
So, I'm the flag carrier, and I'm fleeing from two attackers. The other two people on my team are doing the same to the other carrier. I attempt the easiest jump in the entire map, and attempt to riflejump (pointing the rifle downwards and firing so the kickback gives you a boost-up)... and I forget to look down, lose all my momentum, fall down a pit and die. My team loses a point and we lose the match.

-.-

 

[unindexedsearchengine]

Just now.

Coming back from a fancy dinner and I started undoing my tie...... Only to discover the tail was still in the tailholder.

Also, searching "Kittens" on Encyclopedia Dramatica after having it suggested to me. Don't. Just don't.

i have a tendency to do what people tell me not to,so i DID search kittens.

lets just say that i threw up repeatedly

 

[SheleKnights]

Just now.

Coming back from a fancy dinner and I started undoing my tie...... Only to discover the tail was still in the tailholder.

Also, searching "Kittens" on Encyclopedia Dramatica after having it suggested to me. Don't. Just don't.

i have a tendency to do what people tell me not to,so i DID search kittens.

lets just say that i threw up repeatedly

Is it bad I just smirked and calmly closed the window?

 

[Crazy_Dude]

When I played wow my 1st character was a mage. I tough myself the sword skill and leveled it up with a white weapon instead of shooting fireballs

 

[EmzOLV]

2) I was playing Left 4 Dead 2 last month on the first level of dead centre, i was playing as a charger and as there are a few areas of the level allowing you to insta kill a survivor i waited next to a window, when the survivor's came along i burst out of my hiding place, charged towards them and fell straight out the window to my death, during my failiure of a charge i had also managed to knock a team mate out of the window....

I've always been a mahusive noob anyway, but as you mention it and this also cropped up in conversation last night, when it comes to L4D2, I always panic. And when I panic, the first instinctive reaction I have, is to stare straight at the floor and shoot my own feet. Very practical.

Now I'm on noones team booooo!

 

[rokkolpo]

Oh man, first time playing runescape I saw all the top level users run around with this staff with a red globe on top of it.

Naturally I gathered that that was the strongest weapon in the game.
So I kept fighting Goblins until I had enough money to buy me a red staff, it took me a while to get all the cash from the first opponent in the game >_>.

I face-palmed the moment I bought it and noticed how stupid I was.