Noob Moves

[realslimshadowen]

Way back during my first semester in college, I buy a drink and have a three-line conversation with the person behind the counter that I'm sure confused her as much as it did me.
"1.29$, here you go."
"Thank you, come again!"
"You too!"

They don't call me Dr.Smoooooth for nothing xD

Ah, an IYT, or "inappropriate you too". Happens all the time to me.

Newb-wise, the number of times I haven't realized how high up I was in GTAIV and jumped to my death? Probably way too many.

 

[oppp7]

After playing WC3, and even countless other games, for about 7 years I fell for the 'alt QQ' trick.

 

[Bihac]

One of my biggest noob moves would be in Final Fantasy 9,

I had a save file, approximately 144 hour's long in Memoria... overwrote it with a 5 or so hour file in Dali.... yep. I almost cried.

 

[Shadow-Phoenix]

When i played Supreme Commander 2 against Cybran and laucnhed like 20 nukes at once right towards the centre of their base when they suddenly deflected right back towards my base and all i could do was sit back saying "Cool story bro" to the AI as my base got obliterated.

 

[Resin213]

I once thought that some interesting historical event must have happened in the year thirteen thirty seven, which people were referencing.

It was the start of the 100 year war between England and France...?

Exactly. But I don't think any of those kids using the 1337 tag, knew or cared an iota. I might of stuck around if they did.

 

[Nannernade]

One night I started sleep walking and thought I was in the bathroom and I started taking a pee I woke up five seconds later and realized I was pissing on the dining room chair. >.<