Noob to the Escapist

[Fraught]

Hello everyone Tyrant312tyrant312 here!

Fixed.

I also heard there were some very interesting users on here with awesome names and avatars.

What? Who told you? Your mum, as a passing mention, in the kitchen in the morning?

And yeah, there are some very interesting users on here with absolutely rockin' awesome names and avatars, the - inarguably - best of them being, of course, me.

And as awesome as a guy as I am, I heartily greet you to our green pastures, and hope you have a mighty flippin' time here.

Welcome. Dont spam troll or flame and you're welcome here brother. Also don't look in the basement. We don't go there anymore. No one does.

i do. its nice. the monsters are the kind that are on sesame street

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The crazy One that eats babies souls?

na man. like... elmo, and big bird. the cookie monster is in rehab.

WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE BASEMENT, GOD DAMN IT.

 

[superbatranger]

The Basement...?

Don't worry about the basement. It's better if you don't even think about it. But, whatever you do, don't go in there. It's one of those things you do not want to do. Other than that, you're free to enjoy your time with us to the fullest! If you're hungry, we have snacks in the kitchen. If you need any help, you're free to ask anyone of us. See you around!