Normandy FOR THE WIN!

[CounterAttack]

RED

The Heavy ducked back inside RED base and started running down the spiral ramp to check on the Intelligence.

 

[Shapsters]

Shapsters timed out

Shapsters connected

RED
"Shit that was weird! Oh well, back to the game!"

And with that the scout sprinted out of the locker room and headed downstairs.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

RED
"behind you Civie" Demo laughed at the Blu Soldier before he exploded a cluster of stick bombs at his enemies feet

 

[Code Monkey]

Spoiler: Say...

Anyone need a Medic?

BLU

The medic pulled a finger down his bonesaw, testing it's sharpness. He winced, he had drawn blood. Not that that was a problem for him. Beside him, a soldier appeared.

"Guten Tag, Soldier. I am not much on my own. Partners?" He asked.

 

[Banana Pancake]

BLU

The BLU Spy respawned in the main ressuply room after being decapitated. He wiped his suit with his hands and lit a cigarette. "That menatlly challenged barbarian dirtied my suit," He said as the announcer issued a warning.

"THE ENEMY HAS STOLEN OUR INTELLIGENCE!" She said angrily, her voice echoing throughout the BLU base.

Hearing this news the spy sprinted out the ressuply room and down the spiral ramp towards the intel room. He heard explosions from where they had the intel, he smiled at the thought he may get to exact his revenge sooner the expected.

He withdrew his knife as he rounded the corner into the intel room and saw a very pleasant site. The very demoman who had just decapitated him was standing still faceing the other direction.

"Peek-A-Boo" whispered the Spy to the Demoman as he brought his knife into his back.

"Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception and a pulse!" He said to the Demoman with a sneer as he threw his cigarette on him.

 

[CounterAttack]

RED

The Heavy reached the bottom of the spiral and saw nothing out of the ordinary. He continued on to the actual intelligence area, and once again, saw nothing unusual.

"And now... I find that little Pyro and kill him," he said as he turned around and ran back up the spiral.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

RED
"aaaargh" Demo screamed as the knife pierced his vital organs. 5 seconds later he appeared in the RED supply room. "Oi that respawn, does me worse than spiking my whiskey" Demo groaned as he stumbled about trying to collect himself, before grabbing his weapons out of his locker and charging out of the resupply area

 

[CounterAttack]

Spoiler: OOC

Oops, I just realised I should've been on BLU team! Crap. Should I stay on RED for now?

 

[Banana Pancake]

Oops, I just realised I should've been on BLU team! Crap. Should I stay on RED for now?

I think you will find that you are on the RED team if you check again.

 

[CounterAttack]

Yeah, well, read post #1, rule 5.

-You ARE BLU team. Sorry, but tough-tinkies. It seems like it'd be better in the long-run by attacking. Maybe in the future that'll change, but for now, no.

I was one of the first to join up. As a result I was assigned to BLU team.

 

[Banana Pancake]

Spoiler: OOC

Yeah, well, read post #1, rule 5.

Well the BLU team already has a Heavy, also SamuelT was one of the first people to sign up aswell and is on the RED team. I think Portal just split us up and made sure that only one of each class was on each team.

 

[CounterAttack]

Spoiler: OOC

I actually think we just picked a team ourselves, and I picked the wrong one by accident.
Either way, I declare shenanigans. But fine. I'll stay RED... for now. *menacing glare*

RED

The Heavy ran up the stairs to the open-air area of RED base, and from there, moved to under the grate to decide where to go. "If I were little baby Pyro, where would I go?" he thought aloud.

 

[Dorian]

Spoiler: OOC

CounterAttack, I did indeed split up the teams.
My intention was to split up the players into two factions so that there would be elder RPers and reliable posters on both sides, as well as to balance out the teamsa bit.

Having two Heavies and a Medic on one side just does NOT seem fair...

BLU

The Pyro lifted his flamethrower above his head in a victorious exclaimation over the charred remains of the RED Heavy.

"Hrmhrhrhrhrmmm!" (Bwaaahahahahahaaa!)

Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence!

rang out through the intercom. Fearing a Spy that somehow got through their defenses, the Pyro ran through the courtyard and down the straight staircase, Flare Gun at hand and Axtinguisher ready to beat the living daylights out of whoever was unlucky enough to be hit by the flare. He found the BLU Spy taunting over the RED Demoman's corpse that had killed them both earlier. Relaxing, he took the spiral staircase to the hay room and went to the battlements. There, he saw the same RED Heavy from before. Taking careful aim, he shot his Flare Gun, and immediately ducked behind the protective sheet metal, hoping he wouldn't see where the shot came from.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

RED

Filled with piss, and Vinegar(and Whiskey) Demo charged out of his base and across the bridge slicing at anything that got in his way. He headed inside the BLU base and noticed an enemy pyro with his back to him taking potshots at his teams heavy. Without hesitation Demo lowered his arm and charged plunging the spike on his shield into the pyros back going straight through the rubber suit

 

[CounterAttack]

RED

The flare came out of nowhere, hitting the Heavy and exploding into flames. To douse the flames, the Heavy jumped into the water under the bridge.

 

[Dorian]

BLU

The Pyro felt a spike ram him into the sheet metal wall on the battlements. Luckily, the RED Demoman was too drunk/depressed/Scottish to remember to use his Eyelander with his Chargin' Targe, only giving the Pyro minimal damage. He then sprayed him with a blast of fire for a second, hit him with a ball of compressed air, and overall sent him over the edge of the battlements right into the pool of water below.

"Huud HUD hrm!" (And STAY out!)

The Pyro then showed him that 'he was number 1' and danced rudely as the Demoman swam away.

 

[Banana Pancake]

BLU

The enemy threat now dealt with the BLU Spy ran up the spiral staircase. He heard the yell of that obnoxious Demoman he had killed earlier. This Demoman was stupid but still a threat up close so he pulled his Ambassador from his suit and went to investigate. The Spy slowly turned the corner only to see the Demoman launched off the battlements by a friendly Pyro.

"Good work my gas masked comrade," Said the Spy as he patted the Pyro on the back.
"How that's bottle of Scrumpy now?" He yelled at the now drenched Demoman.

"You better stay out of the sites of the Sniper my Pyro friend," Advised the Spy as he slowly faded away.

 

[SteakHeart]

Spoiler: OOC

I lost track, so I'm gonna pull a Shapsters.

SteakHeart timed out.

SteakHeart connected!

The Engineer looked down. "What the cream gravy?" he said, looking at his still-loading legs.

Finally, his legs loaded and he picked up his stuff, running out of the spawn room. He cocked his shotgun and ran for the water. He saw a Heavy underneath and jumped in, braining him with his wrench.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Red
"oi that was a warning to ya you dandies" Demo said as he swam into BLU base while flipping off the pyro and the spy. "Now ta teach the gutless lot ofem what it means to be really be gutless" Demo said as he grinned sadistically

 

[CounterAttack]

RED

The Heavy followed the Demo into the BLU sewers. He paused at the tunnel entrance to grab a bite of his sandvich.