Notes to self.

[Verzin]

Note to self: do not attempt to keep up with party animals when you do not go to parties... ever....

It ends with severe aches and foggy memory of what happened.
Somewhat hazy recollection of embarrassment, mild physical injury, profuse vomiting, and disgusting/vomit smelling clothing.

Know thy limits!

/end note to self.

My poor friends car....I need to remember to help him clean it up.
Add your own notes...perhaps the collected wisdom will amount to something.

 

[Realitycrash]

Note to self: No matter how you rationalize it, settling with someone just because you are lonely is never a substitute for happiness.

 

[DioWallachia]

Note to self: Awakening Cthulhu to fight the most eldricht evil creature up to date, Electronic Arts, may be...........unwise.

However, i do believe that i can get 7 Billions of humans in my Facebook and tell them once Cthulhu is finished with the deed, that they can eat free big squid from ancient times (older = more tasty) and Zerg Rush his ass.

Also, never forget that him may have a secret daughter going around that may make him come back from the dead.............free Cthulhu Burgers for EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Note to self:

Don't mistake the attention your cat gives you for loyalty, he'd happily sell your soul for food.
Yes... I know you raised him from a kitten, but food really does take priority over you.
Food is number one, you're number two. I'm sorry but it's something you need to understand.

 

[Doneeee]

Note to self:

There is a wall right next to you. When you are walking do not carelessly swing your foot around or else you will stub your little toe. It will hurt like a *****.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

Note to self:

You don't have time to make new friends and trying is just going to be long, boring and disappointing endeavour... Also you should delete your hentai collection before someone finds it... Yes I know it took you a while to find the Heavy Rain Madison picture but it's really not worth it...

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Note to self: Do not leave PC unlocked. Ever.

 

[chrisking69]

Note to self: Always put on a clean pair of underwear. When you run out of clean underwear, it's time to do the laundry.

 

[Tharwen]

Note to self: No matter how you rationalize it, settling with someone just because you are lonely is never a substitute for happiness.

How could you ever rationalise that?

 

[Realitycrash]

Note to self: No matter how you rationalize it, settling with someone just because you are lonely is never a substitute for happiness.

How could you ever rationalise that?

Easy: Pretend you are happy with what you have and you will never get anything better.

 

[Ragsnstitches]

Note to self: Make more notes.

Note to Self: Don't take Medication that makes one drowsy first thing in the morning.

 

[Desworks]

Note to self: Do not leave PC unlocked. Ever.

Note to self: Gain access to Girl With One Eye [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Girl+With+One+Eye]'s computer. There's something being hidden.

 

[wooty]

Note to self: Even though it is hugely tempting to, never go past the "like/dislike" bar on YouTube. The comments section only ever serves to anger, confuse, paralyze and make you sit there in disbelief.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Note to self: Gain access to Girl With One Eye [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Girl+With+One+Eye]'s computer. There's something being hidden.

I have no idea what you are talking about.

[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]If you hack my PC I will have my minions exterminate you, got it?[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Note to self:
It's sometimes a good thing to drag threads out of the abyss.

 

[n00beffect]

Note to self: Get the laundry and throw out the trash.

What?
That's what a regular note looks like.
Well, not everything has to have some satirical sense.
Yes I do! My sense of humor is great. You just... haven't heard it yet.
Oh really? Well let me tell you that being 21 years old, living by myself, and spending my days alone, at home, watching porn all day has nothing to do with my lack of desire to communicate my real thoughts and desires.
Well, now that you mention it, I did have a somewhat traumatizing childhood....
*crying* Oh stop! Enough! It's too painful! WHAT HAVE YOU UNLESAHED?!

Another note to self: Have to stop talking to myself on forums - makes me look even weirder.

 

[Desworks]

Note to self: Gain access to Girl With One Eye [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Girl+With+One+Eye]'s computer. There's something being hidden.

I have no idea what you are talking about.

[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]If you hack my PC I will have my minions exterminate you, got it?[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

Addendum to note: Beware of minions.

 

[Alternative]

note to self: think up a plausible reason why you cant visit your grandparents next week
note to self: come back to this page in order to see my prevous note to self
note to self: be funny next time

 

[farscythe]

note to self.

try to remember your bedroom has a low ceiling before you give yourself braindamage.
(but as im still bashing my head into it after 5 months..i may have missed the chance)

 

[Rastien]

Note to self: Do not leave PC unlocked. Ever.

It's a valuable lesson to learn :3 with the recent shananigans in the topic i made

Note to self...

Stop leaving my shoes at the end of the bed as i trip over them and swear about it.... every morning.