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DSEZ said:
when i was a child i wasnt aloud to eat candy or junk food because i was always in some sport that required me to make weight so dont come bitchin to me bout you dont have your candy

lol and i prolly will say that to my children
lol make weight u wrestled?

Back in my day we had 12 planets!
just to messwith there heads
 

Danny Ocean

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Queen Michael said:
2. If you're wondering how something could have happened, you shouldn't discard the possibility that it was because of human stupidity.
More importantly:

If you're wondering how something bad could have happened, you shouldn't discard the possibility that it was because of your own stupidity.

I hate it when people go around blaming the whole world for their self-made miseries.

Debirufisshu said:
when i was a kid, we could do all kinds of crazy shit, but now the government forbids it because someone might get hurt... no pain no gain. Fucking nanny state.
Just because you're getting caught. ;P
 

Irony's Acolyte

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When I was your age we had to go to the other person's house to play a video game with them. We didn't have none of this online stuff.

Back in my day, all the screens were flat and 3D was just some gimmick. We didn't have these three dimensional TVs and movies.

Back when I was young, when we wanted to listen to a song we had to find and put the CD into the CD player. We couldn't just look it up on the internet and download it right there.

(Its amazing how far we've come within my life, I mean I can remember using cassettes. Cassettes! Now practically everyone uses mp3s or maybe CDs. Same with movies. It was all on video tapes. Now we're moving from "regular" discs into Blue-ray.)

Eggsnham said:
"When I was your age, we had to shit in a can and wipe ourselves, now you can just shit yourself and a package of nanobots is released by your pants to consume your mess."
Self-cleaning pants? Man I can't wait for the day...
 

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When I was a kid, musical artists had talent and didn't need auto-tune, or auto-tone or whatever the fuck that thing is called!
 

Gavmando

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When I was a boy, the only person who had a mobile phone was Mulder from the X-files.

...When I was a boy we had a show called the X-files. It wasnt bad.

When I was a boy, we had dial up internet.

...When I was a boy, we had phones in our homes that ran off cables attached to the wall so you couldnt carry them around with you.
 

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"Back in my day there was none of this teleporting bullcrap, we had to hop in a car and drive for five goddamn minutes before we could get anywhere!"
 

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imacharginmehlaz0r said:
DSEZ said:
when i was a child i wasnt aloud to eat candy or junk food because i was always in some sport that required me to make weight so dont come bitchin to me bout you dont have your candy

lol and i prolly will say that to my children
lol make weight u wrestled?

Back in my day we had 12 planets!
just to messwith there heads
still do and fight muay thai
 

Sebenko

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I'm from Yorkshire. Whatever you've got, we had it worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
 

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When I was your age the only types of aliens were from Mexico.

AND

When I was your age I had a pipe, pocket watch and a afro, where are yours chewy?
 

The_Chief

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DSEZ said:
imacharginmehlaz0r said:
DSEZ said:
when i was a child i wasnt aloud to eat candy or junk food because i was always in some sport that required me to make weight so dont come bitchin to me bout you dont have your candy

lol and i prolly will say that to my children
lol make weight u wrestled?

Back in my day we had 12 planets!
just to messwith there heads
still do and fight muay thai
nice nice. what weight?
 

teutonicman

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When I was a kid we had heroes like young purple dragons with a slight attitudes, genetically engineered banicoots, anthropomorphic sharks on roller blades, and time transplanted samurai destroy evil WITH NO LOVE SUB PLOT.

P.S. The Simpsons were still good too.
 

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Ever since I was a young boy, I've played the silver ball. From SoHo down to Brighton, I must have played them all. But I ain't seen nothin' like him In any amusement hall. That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pinball.
 

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The best I will have to share is about how me and my friends stayed up for 30 hours so we could level on WoW, or how we bought junkfood so we'd have more time for other things, but I doubt their parents would if I screwed up their upbringing by telling them this ^^
 

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Irony said:
Eggsnham said:
"When I was your age, we had to shit in a can and wipe ourselves, now you can just shit yourself and a package of nanobots is released by your pants to consume your mess."
Self-cleaning pants? Man I can't wait for the day...
I was actually wishing the technology existed now as I was writing that.
 

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"Son, when I was your age, we had to watch STANDARD-DEFINITION porn, it was horrible!"

"Son, when I was your age, I had to beg for a new game for my ps1!"

"Son, my pc ran on 64 BITS!!!"
 

ham and red bull

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Eggsnham said:
Irony said:
Eggsnham said:
"When I was your age, we had to shit in a can and wipe ourselves, now you can just shit yourself and a package of nanobots is released by your pants to consume your mess."
Self-cleaning pants? Man I can't wait for the day...
I was actually wishing the technology existed now as I was writing that.
*running to the patent office*
Hmm... wait, nanobots eat shit and die?! that's amazing! :D
 

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Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

He stands like a statue
Becomes part of the machine
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean
He plays by intuition
The digit counters fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

He's a pinball wizard
There's got to be a twist
A pinball wizard
He's got such a supple wrist

How do you think he does it?
(I don't know)
What makes him so good?

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells
Don't see lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell
Always gets a replay
Never tilts at all
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

I thought I was
The Bally table king
But I just handed
My pinball crown to him

Even on my usual table
He can beat my best
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball...

OT: Probably just something like: In my time we had to keep of the streets to watch out for the cars! They didn't fly then you know...
 
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Jedamethis said:
As I posted in a thread a while ago:
"Back in my day HURBLEDY GURBLE WURBLE"
Because when you're old, making sense is optional.
So that, and various bits of 'advice'

Don't eat corn if there are maybe no sheep in the goosehouse.
Always eat into your stockings, don't never not put nothing in them.
When you're older than the cows are purple, don't eat yellow potatoes.

hahahah QFT on the old person making sense part.


back in my day,
Shock and Awe said:
When I was a lad, we had women where we couldn't see their ribs, and we fucking loved it.
hey even fat kidz need love

(jk, i get what your saying)


now im not that old..so ill just say something some really old person in 60 years might try and say

OT: back in my day, we had people of different colors shapes and sizes!