Now, when I was a young boy...
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"Son, when I was your age, we had to watch STANDARD-DEFINITION porn, it was horrible!"
"Son, when I was your age, I had to beg for a new game for my ps1!"
"Son, my pc ran on 64 BITS!!!"
"Son, when I was your age, I had to beg for a new game for my ps1!"
"Son, my pc ran on 64 BITS!!!"
*running to the patent office*Eggsnham said:
Hmm... wait, nanobots eat shit and die?! that's amazing!
Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
He stands like a statue
Becomes part of the machine
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean
He plays by intuition
The digit counters fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
He's a pinball wizard
There's got to be a twist
A pinball wizard
He's got such a supple wrist
How do you think he does it?
(I don't know)
What makes him so good?
He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells
Don't see lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell
Always gets a replay
Never tilts at all
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
I thought I was
The Bally table king
But I just handed
My pinball crown to him
Even on my usual table
He can beat my best
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball...
OT: Probably just something like: In my time we had to keep of the streets to watch out for the cars! They didn't fly then you know...
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
He stands like a statue
Becomes part of the machine
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean
He plays by intuition
The digit counters fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
He's a pinball wizard
There's got to be a twist
A pinball wizard
He's got such a supple wrist
How do you think he does it?
(I don't know)
What makes him so good?
He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells
Don't see lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell
Always gets a replay
Never tilts at all
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
I thought I was
The Bally table king
But I just handed
My pinball crown to him
Even on my usual table
He can beat my best
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball...
OT: Probably just something like: In my time we had to keep of the streets to watch out for the cars! They didn't fly then you know...
Jedamethis said:
hahahah QFT on the old person making sense part.
back in my day,
hey even fat kidz need loveShock and Awe said:
(jk, i get what your saying)
now im not that old..so ill just say something some really old person in 60 years might try and say
OT: back in my day, we had people of different colors shapes and sizes!
When I was a kid, a great comeback was sticking your tongue out at someone, not "GO FUCK YOURSELF!!" really. =/
and when I was about 9 I did NOT have a cell phone & my fave game on a computer was Ski Free!!
and when I was about 9 I did NOT have a cell phone & my fave game on a computer was Ski Free!!
My brother is a bit more than 13 years younger than I am so I've already done some of this to him.
When I was your age, we didn't have these fancy, 3D graphics you take for granted!
Playstation 3!? When I was your age, we didn't have the first playstation!!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT LINK TO THE PAST IS!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!! I then slap the little bastard in his head
When I was your age, we didn't have these fancy, 3D graphics you take for granted!
Playstation 3!? When I was your age, we didn't have the first playstation!!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT LINK TO THE PAST IS!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!! I then slap the little bastard in his head
It didn't? When were you a kid, the seventies?ziggydk said:
When I was a kid, I listened to the old folks. Yeah, I see those Virtual Reality glasses, you little punk. Now heres thirty Space Dollars, run a long now.
When I was a kid we didn't have the internet or mobile phones, we watched films on VHS... lol Bet they will say OMG HOW DID YOU LIVE THATS BORING what no hover boards as well???
Now when I was your age we didn't have no fancy thermometers. We had rock! If the rock melted, it was hot!
I'm pretty much gonna make 'em believe that there was nothing but rock.
I'm pretty much gonna make 'em believe that there was nothing but rock.
"When I was your age, my first video game system was a grey brick called "The Gameboy". It was the best thing ever in that time period. The battery life was short and many a game was lost to dying batteries, but those days were magical you little brats! Now leave Grandpa alone! Grandpa needs to annoy that hot nurse over there."
Back when I was a lad, I was obligated to control my bladder manually.
Sure glad those days are over.
Sure glad those days are over.